A lil Conspiracy Theory for yall

After talking with @cYx and finding out that the German Post Office was Sold to DHL, It has made me have a thought that might just count as a “Conspiracy Theory”. Normally these are not my thing and I find most of them laughable at best. BUT…

I wonder, if the Head Postmaster General is not trying to destroy the post office, to the point where it gets so bad, that one of the Shipping Companies he owns stock in can come in and Buy the post office from the government just like DHL did in Germany??

Just a crazy thought.

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Not to get too political but there have actively been enemies of the USPS in charge of it, so I’m not sure this is a conspiracy so much as part of an active agenda since 2016 in an attempt to dismantle and privatize all public services.

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Heh, I think your “made me have a thought” is a pretty not so secret secret that has been out there for some time.

I dont know about having stock in companies, but some just believe philosophically that services like that should be ran by the private sector, including the current postmaster general.

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This guy gets it

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This is what happens when you smoke too much sativa kids, reefer madness, it’s real.

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Im smoking a indica heavy hybrid sooo not much reefer madness lol

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I have an economics background so to speak.

It is absolutely a fact, not a conspiracy theory, that the private sector has been aiming to take over the public sector any where they can.

And it has been happening and continues to happen on a large scale. I would actualy call it an inevitability or a force of nature or whatever.

Especially with the modern distinction of a “judicial person”, there has been somewhat of an erosion in peopls mind’s of what a “company” actually is.

A company is NEVER a person and imho shouldn’t be referred to as a “judicial person” either.
A company is more like a dragon or a great unclean deamon of nurgle or some sort of monster.
It has only two concerns: To eat and to grow fat.

Nothing else matters to a company and on a larger scale in economics as a whole (at least with the western philosophy we apply to economics).

As such it is inevitable that companies would like to expand to/take over the public sector at one point or another.

The question here is: How far can a government let them? Where is it beneficial and which aspects of a society should firmly remain in the public’s hands?

That’s where things get murky and of course the economy sides answer has, is and always will be “all of them”.

In the US it went as far as education with the famous Coca Cola printed/sponsored math books and schools, where all the kids are obese cause they are drinking cheap coke from vending machines all day and can’t do basic maths unless it’s in the context of Coca Cola corp…

That example was so unashamed, brazen and unapologetic and the effects so clear that the consensus in the west has become that education has to remain a public matter. But even that is still and always remain under attack and put into question.

Telecommunication was one of the first to go here in Europe followed by public transport. The last decades the focus has been on medical care.

But Mail and education among many others are of course still firmly on the table and it won’t ever stop, it can’t.

Which brings us to the main issue (imho). I have been mulling this over since I was a teenager and I call it the “glue sniffing conundrum”. Hear me out:
We all went to school.
We all know there were kids that wanted to sit in the first 2 rows, so they can hear the teacher well, read the blackboard well etc. because they were there to LEARN.
And we all know there were kids that always sat in the 2 back rows because they were more concerned with goofing around and sniffing/licking their glue sticks.

Now ask yourself this:
Which of those kids went into public service/became politicians and which of these kids went into the private sector where the money is and become for example lobbyists for big pharma or big auto etc. etc.?

You know the answer as well as me.
If you were in the first two rows, you likely were smart enough to put 2 and 2 together and realize C.R.E.A.M. and thus went into the private sector, where the money is.

As a result, the smart kids end up in the private sector as lobbyists etc. and are running circles around the glue sniffers who ended up in government.

Did you all know for example that with all them construction sites all across your country, these red/white striped markers of which there is like hundreds per construction site and that are standing around for months if not years until the construction is finished are RENTED OUT TO THE GOVERNMENT FOR A DAILY FEE ?!?

I shit you not. And we are not talking cents here!
One of those red/white markers is like 1 or 2 EUR something PER DAY! Times a hundred for one construction site that may last for half a year?
Now THAT’S MONEY AND MARGIN BABY! That is GOOD business for the economy.

But whoever agreed to that system on the government side, instead of buying these red/white markers in bulk for cents from china, was definitely a glue sniffer.

Until we solve the glue sniffing conundrum, things can’t change imho

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there should be a law that no elected or appointed by an elected officials, are allowed to own ANY stock For the duration of the time they are working for the government.

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I would counter only ONE point you made. The Glue Sniffers did not go to goverment, If they did, WAY more drugs would be legal, because those back two rows, that was me and my people, and trust me, If we were in charge, Drugs hookers and gambling would be legal everywhere!

The ones that went to politics, those are from the Special Education Classes, the ones that dont get to go to class with the “normal” kids.

Those back two rows, we are your factory workers, construction workers, Fast Food Workers, and Food Service in general. Thats where we landed.

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Heh, if you wanna go into conspiracy theories related to private sector takeover. Google “dark enlightenment”

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That would be a good start and has been a demand for ages.

But I fear it would just be a drop on a hot stone as we say in Germany.

The root of the problem is much deeper (see my “glue sniffing conundrum” in my previous post).

Essentially democracy in its current state is a very flawed system, it’s just the best we could come up with so far…
An ancient Greek philosopher already said that “if the opinion of the village fool counts the same as the opinion of Plato when it comes to matters of philosophy or the opinion of Aristoteles when it comes to matters of mathematics, then the system is inherently flawed and useless”.
But that is exactly what our current democracies are…

The result? We have a representative democracy where the representants don’t represent the public as a whole but a minority of the 1% most wealthy and powerful.
Don’t be a fool. Our governments don’t represent us. They represent the Rothschilds and Bezos of our societies. I think that should be clear as day by now to most …

So how do we get our representatives to represent us the people, as they are supposed to?

I have no answer but I would start with the glue sniffing conundrum.
Meaning it would have to be more attractive to be a goverment official than an industry lobbyist.

But ultimately I subscribe to the ancient Greek philosopher’s view and say something controversial:
I think a dictatorship is the best form of government.
The problem is, it would require a “beyond human” dictator. Someone who is inhuman in the sense of power, greed, etc, not getting to them or influencing their behavior.
And such a thing doesn’t exist.
We would need like a paragon of humanity to guide us all and we have none.

The next best idea I could come up with was a point system of some sorts.
Background was that the inequality of how we value certain jobs in society through economics (money/pay) is absolutely absurd.

An artist/musician can earn more than a doctor for example in some exempt cases.
But it can’t be that even the most inspiring, prominent and valuable artist for society makes 100x as much as a doctor who saves lives. That makes no sense. The doctor can’t be that much less valuable to our society than Justin fucking Bieber…
Now consider a garbage collector. His inherent value and NECESSITY for society and consider how much wider the pay gap is in his case.
It’s completely out of whack, unhealthy and unsustainable.

So I figured you would have to get something like “social points” where if you work in public service as a garbage collector for years or as a fireman etc. etc. your vote would have to have more weight than the vote of an artist who does fuck all for society but performing art.

Problem is, who decides the point system? Could we as a public society agree to one? Unlikely and even if, it would be influenced/manipulated by someone up top, in our case the elected representatives who might not design the point system in the public’s/we the people’s interest but more for the benefit of the 1% as we currently have it…

Again, we would need some sort of paragons of humanity to design and enforce that system and we simply don’t have those…

Then I saw that China implemented something similar to my idea in the 2010s and yeah, it went exactly as expected. The mighty CCCP officials decided who is most valuable to them and who should be silenced as a discenter and designed their social credit system accordingly.

I have been thinking about this for decades and have no good answer.

I keep coming back to the point where we need Paragons of humanity and I have never met a single one, so there seems to be no answer and no solution…

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I need some of that

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Idk, but this could start to edge pretty close to political.

That said, I think the problem we have right now is that people dont vote their own interest or vote based on the things that really matter to, and effect, their lives. They vote based on what their shepherds tell them matters, which is usually whatever is in the shepherd’s interest, or atleast meant to distract the voter from voting in their own interest.

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Well the Postmaster General stepped down and is officially not on office right now. The president does want to privatize, but Congress stopped those efforts once.

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Lately the most conspiracy theories are becoming true :grin::grin::grin::grin:

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True that’s why we gotta keep growing weed

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Sure bro and overgrow the world. I am sure if more people smoke the world will become a more peaceful place. And that is really needed.

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I’ve been thinking how something the world has drifted away from are facts, so if we’re entering an era of story telling and mythos well we should make a mythology up. We should all start breeding weed and sharing classics and attaching all good back stories to them, all descriptions of peace and love, heck even put out YouTube videos and FB videos and make weed a good thing.

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Just outlandish, fantastical accounts of mythical highs and good times

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Sure and that takes us back to the Greek philosophers.

The vote of the village idiot counts the same as the vote of someone who dedicated their life to better society.

And there are waaaaaay more village idiots these days (idiocracy says hi) than people who want to better society or are informed etc.

And the global elite, especially in the west, has become exceedingly good at managing and steering the masses of village idiots.
Starting with “bread and games” by the romans and with continuousnes throughout the middle ages.
They learned the average citizen needs a roof above their head, not to starve and just enough wealth to afford a week of vacation a year and a nice flatscreen TV.
Then they remain docile enough and a good foot soldier that they do their daily rat race/work cycle and paying taxes without taking to the streets with pitchforks and demanding change.

Works like a charm

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