Church (bandaid haze 3.0 cut found by Nobody’s Nursery)
“Shared some church with a non growing buddy. He sent a smoke report so I figured I would share. With his permission of course
Church - Initial smell is super earthy, minty and dank when you think of the word “dank” with subtle hints of dried berries or something. Prob lots of myrcene in this one followed by Borneol, limonene and caryophyllene perhaps but who knows but I’m assuming this will be super heady and then relaxing. Let’s find out…
Mighty 176c
First the taste is def minty followed by that wet earthy dankness but The taste vaped so far is pretty fuckin tastey and doesn’t turn to a burnt ashy taste after two pulls. I can already kinda feel that effect where it feels like a balloon is tied to the top of my head and is gently lifting me up to dangle in a hazey stupor before gently laying me down to eat munchies and think about what’s next. I could see going for a nice walk, or playing music on this one.
I kinda envision strains or effects like this like “out of body experience, I see myself from above in an argument or in a situation where I’m very stressed out and amidst me arguing with someone or something, my brain just leaves my head and floats above and listens to the allman bros for an hour then comes back down and goes back into my body where that stress feeling is long gone”
2nd bowl at 180c is very flavorful. The effects are stronger and faster than some of the other bud I’ve had lately. I’m feeling a bit chatty and a bit goofy. I’m about to give my kid a bath and I’ll prob do some stupid silly shit to him. Fun dad effects.”
Church
Had some rain yesterday so got to sit around and smoke this all day. Overall its a happy kind of floaty high. The right amount of head and body for a semi lazy day. Definitely gives me the munchies and the giggles without a hard come down.
One plant came out more frankincense (70 days) and the other was a mix of frankincense with a little meatyness ~80 days. Excited to run this one back again
BH7 - Doc D
grown by :
Bowl .5 per smoke
Smell: Traditional haze smelling herb with a damp kick to it, wet rag, spicy, with musk. Not too incensy but definitely spicy, and damp.
Smoke: smooth, easy, not harsh
Effect: I went on a burn ride during the smoke. Come up was decently fast 1-2 mins. At first I felt it behind the eye, and it kept growing. A feeling of energy, and feeling a mood boost. Next 5 mins had me wondering if I was as high as I thought I was… Until everything became vivid, HD, lucid, and alive. I looked at the Upstate country hills and scenery which looked new to me. I realized how stupid high I was and started bursting laughing. Not like a “ha…I guess I’m higher than I thought (chuckle)”, but like a belly aching laugh. Felt like I was coming up on shrooms…slightly psychedelic with a HUGHE head space. This is my kind of weed. Few hits take you where you need to go. Prefer this over the 6 and church…altho the Church is next to it…close…but next to it. Euphoric, fun, silly, moments of…“whoa…I gotta catch myself” bc of how high you are. The high reminds me of AGs Original Haze, except that was a bit more drunk with the smell that beats any dutch related haze. This one is more Haze musk…but if it has the smell of the AG OH…this would be one of the ones for me, i think it still may be…need to smoke more for sure. 100+ days tho? “This top shelf life ain’t easy” - <@742176593887363093>
Overall: This is an example of Haze. This is what a Haze is from smell, to look, to the high. Shit takes your wig, opens it, puts in fillet mignon and tells ya to “shut the fuck up and eat, bitch”, to which you reply, “yes master”.
4.5/5. To me this is almost perfect and checks multiple boxes. Definitely try some if you can!
Bh7
Was smoking this all day yesterday after work. Started with a 1g doob.
No body effect. If I said LT had no drag this really doesn’t have any drag. Smoked about a gram, got the clones prepped, then wandered around the house while listening to my audiobook not getting a whole lot done. Smoked some more, didn’t really find that it got me higher. I pretty much stayed the same level of high all night. So on one hand it doesn’t get you infinitely high but I did stay high and active all night which is still impressive. Didn’t even sit down til like 9pm and and smoked the first at 4pm. That is definitely not usual behavior for me. Smoked another pinner like an hour or so later and then a bowl out of the volcano after that. Didn’t get burnt out at all which is almost a guarantee smoking like that with other weed. Excited to smoke this one with friends and also smoke it outside doin chores and shit. Not as much uplifting mood effect as I was hoping for but being able to stay high for thst long without any real side effects is dope. Will not shoot the day but definitely gets you high
Smell and taste reminds me a lot of my bh7 x beastie boy #20. Unremarkable taste. Like a the sharpness of a wet dirty towel with a little bit of floral in there. Smells like the bh6 has more of that floral. but very nice effect and a good one to have in the quiver. Will be nice to see how smoking it in different quantities and environments changes it, especially being outside with friends and shit
The Church
About .2g via vape
Smell
I’m awful at describing smell. So many sharp, spicy, familiar smells to distinguish. From jar smell, increased 10x easy when broken up.
Taste
Incense, musty basement—thickly coating mouth afterward, almost to an unpleasant degree. Next time I’ll smoke it to see if that’s more due to vaping.
Effects
Bit of a noticeable heartbeat from shortly after finishing first .1g cap, but that passed quickly. Waited for a few minutes before vaping the second cap. Vaped the second cap, started feeling more physically calming, comfortable effects.
Turned on a music playlist that looked cool, “eclectic mix”, found myself intrigued by music I’ve heard before, but like hearing things I had never before. Music felt like coming from all around and just extra good.
Food tasted…extra. More flavor, better texture
No problems playing video games. Actually got startled a couple times from enemies appearing unexpectedly when playing Goldeneye. Lots of laughter playing Overcooked with wife & daughter.
Effects lasted sufficiently long, 2+ hours. Very easy come down. Could nap, but easy enough to ignore the sleepy-ish feeling
Side note :
I really wish people would keep the “true haze this and true haze that” banter on another thread. Plenty of that stuff over on ICMAG.
Overall, yes , this is not “true haze” but it’s great herb