Bandaid Haze 3.0

Yeah that’s what I’m talking about seeing. IMO, Haze isn’t supposed to have narcosis or be “similar to opiates”. Sounds like selecting for the wrong traits if still wanting to call it haze.

Nevil wanted the NL5 to only shorten the flower time, add resin, and give a little bit of body to the pure heady effects of the haze. Not make a big, long flowering, NL plant with some sativa influence.

As-is, I see me trading out all my bandaid gear sometime early next year after I flower out this church cut. Maybe it’ll prove me wrong tho :man_shrugging:

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I think it’s funny when people talk about hybrids of the original Haze like it’s supposed to grow or smoke like the real Haze. It’s at best a diluted version and if there’s any indica mixed in then forget about it. You’re not getting that electric shock of motivation and energy. It’s just a dud compared to the original.

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@HolyAngel
I’m gonna drop a bunch of copy and pasted smoke reports from a private discord server where we share cuts/ flower and provide honest feedback with each other.

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Ah very nice bro, thank you! :pray:

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Church (bandaid haze 3.0 cut found by Nobody’s Nursery)

“Shared some church with a non growing buddy. He sent a smoke report so I figured I would share. With his permission of course :call_me_hand:

Church - Initial smell is super earthy, minty and dank when you think of the word “dank” with subtle hints of dried berries or something. Prob lots of myrcene in this one followed by Borneol, limonene and caryophyllene perhaps but who knows but I’m assuming this will be super heady and then relaxing. Let’s find out…

Mighty 176c
First the taste is def minty followed by that wet earthy dankness but The taste vaped so far is pretty fuckin tastey and doesn’t turn to a burnt ashy taste after two pulls. I can already kinda feel that effect where it feels like a balloon is tied to the top of my head and is gently lifting me up to dangle in a hazey stupor before gently laying me down to eat munchies and think about what’s next. I could see going for a nice walk, or playing music on this one.

I kinda envision strains or effects like this like “out of body experience, I see myself from above in an argument or in a situation where I’m very stressed out and amidst me arguing with someone or something, my brain just leaves my head and floats above and listens to the allman bros for an hour then comes back down and goes back into my body where that stress feeling is long gone”

2nd bowl at 180c is very flavorful. The effects are stronger and faster than some of the other bud I’ve had lately. I’m feeling a bit chatty and a bit goofy. I’m about to give my kid a bath and I’ll prob do some stupid silly shit to him. Fun dad effects.”

Church
Had some rain yesterday so got to sit around and smoke this all day. Overall its a happy kind of floaty high. The right amount of head and body for a semi lazy day. Definitely gives me the munchies and the giggles without a hard come down.
One plant came out more frankincense (70 days) and the other was a mix of frankincense with a little meatyness ~80 days. Excited to run this one back again

BH7 - Doc D
grown by :
Bowl .5 per smoke

Smell: Traditional haze smelling herb with a damp kick to it, wet rag, spicy, with musk. Not too incensy but definitely spicy, and damp.

Smoke: smooth, easy, not harsh

Effect: I went on a burn ride during the smoke. Come up was decently fast 1-2 mins. At first I felt it behind the eye, and it kept growing. A feeling of energy, and feeling a mood boost. Next 5 mins had me wondering if I was as high as I thought I was… Until everything became vivid, HD, lucid, and alive. I looked at the Upstate country hills and scenery which looked new to me. I realized how stupid high I was and started bursting laughing. Not like a “ha…I guess I’m higher than I thought (chuckle)”, but like a belly aching laugh. Felt like I was coming up on shrooms…slightly psychedelic with a HUGHE head space. This is my kind of weed. Few hits take you where you need to go. Prefer this over the 6 and church…altho the Church is next to it…close…but next to it. Euphoric, fun, silly, moments of…“whoa…I gotta catch myself” bc of how high you are. The high reminds me of AGs Original Haze, except that was a bit more drunk with the smell that beats any dutch related haze. This one is more Haze musk…but if it has the smell of the AG OH…this would be one of the ones for me, i think it still may be…need to smoke more for sure. 100+ days tho? “This top shelf life ain’t easy” - <@742176593887363093>

Overall: This is an example of Haze. This is what a Haze is from smell, to look, to the high. Shit takes your wig, opens it, puts in fillet mignon and tells ya to “shut the fuck up and eat, bitch”, to which you reply, “yes master”.
4.5/5. To me this is almost perfect and checks multiple boxes. Definitely try some if you can!

Bh7

Was smoking this all day yesterday after work. Started with a 1g doob.

No body effect. If I said LT had no drag this really doesn’t have any drag. Smoked about a gram, got the clones prepped, then wandered around the house while listening to my audiobook not getting a whole lot done. Smoked some more, didn’t really find that it got me higher. I pretty much stayed the same level of high all night. So on one hand it doesn’t get you infinitely high but I did stay high and active all night which is still impressive. Didn’t even sit down til like 9pm and and smoked the first at 4pm. That is definitely not usual behavior for me. Smoked another pinner like an hour or so later and then a bowl out of the volcano after that. Didn’t get burnt out at all which is almost a guarantee smoking like that with other weed. Excited to smoke this one with friends and also smoke it outside doin chores and shit. Not as much uplifting mood effect as I was hoping for but being able to stay high for thst long without any real side effects is dope. Will not shoot the day but definitely gets you high :ok_hand:

Smell and taste reminds me a lot of my bh7 x beastie boy #20. Unremarkable taste. Like a the sharpness of a wet dirty towel with a little bit of floral in there. Smells like the bh6 has more of that floral. but very nice effect and a good one to have in the quiver. Will be nice to see how smoking it in different quantities and environments changes it, especially being outside with friends and shit

The Church

About .2g via vape

Smell
I’m awful at describing smell. So many sharp, spicy, familiar smells to distinguish. From jar smell, increased 10x easy when broken up.

Taste
Incense, musty basement—thickly coating mouth afterward, almost to an unpleasant degree. Next time I’ll smoke it to see if that’s more due to vaping.

Effects
Bit of a noticeable heartbeat from shortly after finishing first .1g cap, but that passed quickly. Waited for a few minutes before vaping the second cap. Vaped the second cap, started feeling more physically calming, comfortable effects.

Turned on a music playlist that looked cool, “eclectic mix”, found myself intrigued by music I’ve heard before, but like hearing things I had never before. Music felt like coming from all around and just extra good.

Food tasted…extra. More flavor, better texture

No problems playing video games. Actually got startled a couple times from enemies appearing unexpectedly when playing Goldeneye. Lots of laughter playing Overcooked with wife & daughter.

Effects lasted sufficiently long, 2+ hours. Very easy come down. Could nap, but easy enough to ignore the sleepy-ish feeling

Side note :
I really wish people would keep the “true haze this and true haze that” banter on another thread. Plenty of that stuff over on ICMAG.
Overall, yes , this is not “true haze” but it’s great herb

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Bandaid Haze ix3.0 #6 is also pretty dope, some people say it has more energetic effect than church. Church is that intense frankincense/church smelling and tasting herb.

Side note for the haze bros, this is not Original Haze.
There I said it lol

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@HolyAngel
Too many times we get caught up in a name. But Nevil simply named his stuff by what it was. So no, none of his stuff is true haze, I believe he lost those cuts, but they live on through his A5haze / C5haze and the work he did with them.

I’m reading his thread now on mrnice and it’s sad he couldn’t create the grail he wanted to. Everyone else just tried to be Nevil but they can’t.

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I might be out of likes right now, thank you much for this!

The BH7 sounds a lot like my C5/SensiStar girl. She has a vivid, HD effect to her, like Doc described, where everything looks more saturated. Basically no body to the high, light and easy come down with no drag. Spicy, musty basement scents. Lasts for hours, and she doesn’t need 100+ days to get there.

The Church sounds more narcotic than my NorthStar(C5/SensiStar x A5/NL5) #4 keeper. Actually sounds like @newb2.0’s northstar #2 girl. Definite incense/church terpenes but has a heavier come down from the NL5. I could fall asleep during the comedown on his. I can’t on mine nor the c5 mom.

I honestly haven’t seen a good Original Haze from Todd, its all been mids at best. The NorthStar is top shelf. Cut’s right through the TK or anything else, like you didn’t smoke anything at all prior to it. That’s a trait I’d hope the bandaid haze too. Unsure at the moment. Now i’m kinda sad I lost the BH7 lol but definitely interested to see what i think on the Church. Will reserve judgement, but I can’t help my thoughts lol

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The A5A2 and C5 cuts are still floating around out there AFAIK. I’d had a bunch of NL5Haze, OHaze, Purple Haze, and certain selections of Nevil’s work is my preferred ‘haze’ the majority of the time.

He at least got close to making his grail with the NH21 and Mullumbimby Madness stuff. I’m hoping to get into that soon.

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Everyone wants it to hit like Haze but grow like something else. It’s been going on for 40 years now. Good luck

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I meant the hazeC and HazeA cuts he crossed to NL5

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oh the actual haze males, yeah that’s sadness. There was only 1 line if I remember right, made with the HazeB female too :cry:

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The jury is still out on Todd’s stuff. But I’ve seen a couple reports that say there are some good ones in there.

Like most Ohaze reproductions, gotta dig deep to find them. Pop 100+ seeds and you’ll maybe find a couple to write home about.

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Yeah that. Some THH numbers :joy: There’s a reason there isn’t any elite cut of OHaze…

I haven’t seen anyone pull out anything from those ohaze that was worth running. The Nigerian Silk cross I had from JJ was crossed with the ohaze and, it hermed easily.

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Yeah it seems the only guys who have found “the real deal” are the guys selling seeds. Go figure

What I like about the bandaid line is, it’s been worked enough where you don’t have to run 100 to find something great.
And as you said about your cross, you won’t have to run it 16+ weeks to do so.

That’s what the OHaze Purists don’t understand. Not everyone wants to spend up to a year hunting through crap to find one good plant. I’d rather run one or two packs to get something great.

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Oh,so some people with the biggest opinions on the subject have never actually had a good representation of the thing they are talking about. Now I see the issue here. I’m sorry you missed out because it’s amazing

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Yes. I’ve never tried ohaze. I would love to. But no one that I know has it.

And just so we’re clear, I’ve never once stated that one was better than the other.

Bandaid Haze isn’t Original Haze and I don’t think anyone has ever said that on this thread.

Instead of teasing and trolling, why don’t you share a cut or some seeds ?

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I’m reading how everyone is looking for that electric haze buzz. I’m trying to tell you how to find it the best way I can. When you breed in northern lights it’s going to be heavy. Why it that such a controversial thing to say?

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And for calling me a troll you will never get seeds from me

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No controversy. Very true about adding nl5 being bad for haze and its effects.
But Wrong thread for the back and forth on haze is all.

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