Best sayings!....EVER!

The only difference between you and someone you envy, is that you settled for less.
-Dr. Phil

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Donā€™t trust where you donā€™t stand. Thatā€™s words from a wanted manā€¦ Mendo Dopeā€¦

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I drank what? </></>

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This place is full of themā€¦ for most non aussies they make no sense at all so here is something that may help you all outā€¦

How to speak Australians

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Have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.
~Richard Pryor

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well aint you just a little ray of sunshine ā€¦
or
back the pretentious bus up ā€¦you missed your stop

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Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, Iā€™ve got news for you pal, you ainā€™t leadinā€™ but two things: Jack and shitā€¦ and Jack just left town.

ā€“ ā€˜Army of Darknessā€™ :film_frames:

:evergreen_tree:

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Iā€™ll fuckinā€™ thong ya mate!

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stop being a Drongo ya pillick

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ā€œsuck your mum you little pussyholeā€ is my go to when I want someone to throw the first punch :joy:

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ā€œThereā€™s a smell in here that will outlast religion.ā€

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Thereā€™s only two rules to life:
Number 1; Donā€™t sweat the small stuff
Number 2; Itā€™s all small stuff.

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Leave the gun take the cannoliā€™s from the move The Godfather

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There are only 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who donā€™t.

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I wasnā€™t born with enough middle fingers. Marilyn Manson.

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ā€œDonā€™t sweat the petty things or pet the sweaty thingsā€ (? -Nine Inch Nailsā€™ T Reznor )?

:evergreen_tree:

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That might be even better advice.

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I snatch kisses and vice versa. Canā€™t remember where I heard it, but itā€™s funny :smile:

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Id rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

Dont shit where you eat

You never truly know what you got till you lose it

One in the hand is worth 10 in the bush

If ignorance hurt youā€™d be a fucking genius

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