The only difference between you and someone you envy, is that you settled for less.
-Dr. Phil
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Donāt trust where you donāt stand. Thatās words from a wanted manā¦ Mendo Dopeā¦
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I drank what? </></>
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This place is full of themā¦ for most non aussies they make no sense at all so here is something that may help you all outā¦
How to speak Australians
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Have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.
~Richard Pryor
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well aint you just a little ray of sunshine ā¦
or
back the pretentious bus up ā¦you missed your stop
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Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, Iāve got news for you pal, you aināt leadinā but two things: Jack and shitā¦ and Jack just left town.
ā āArmy of Darknessā 
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Iāll fuckinā thong ya mate!
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stop being a Drongo ya pillick
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āsuck your mum you little pussyholeā is my go to when I want someone to throw the first punch 
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āThereās a smell in here that will outlast religion.ā
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Thereās only two rules to life:
Number 1; Donāt sweat the small stuff
Number 2; Itās all small stuff.
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Leave the gun take the cannoliās from the move The Godfather
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There are only 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who donāt.
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I wasnāt born with enough middle fingers. Marilyn Manson.
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āDonāt sweat the petty things or pet the sweaty thingsā (? -Nine Inch Nailsā T Reznor )?
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That might be even better advice.
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I snatch kisses and vice versa. Canāt remember where I heard it, but itās funny 
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Id rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
Dont shit where you eat
You never truly know what you got till you lose it
One in the hand is worth 10 in the bush
If ignorance hurt youād be a fucking genius
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