Best sayings!....EVER!

The only difference between you and someone you envy, is that you settled for less.
-Dr. Phil

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Don’t trust where you don’t stand. That’s words from a wanted man… Mendo Dope…

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I drank what? </></>

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This place is full of them… for most non aussies they make no sense at all so here is something that may help you all out…

How to speak Australians

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Have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.
~Richard Pryor

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well aint you just a little ray of sunshine …
or
back the pretentious bus up …you missed your stop

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Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I’ve got news for you pal, you ain’t leadin’ but two things: Jack and shit… and Jack just left town.

– ‘Army of Darkness’ :film_frames:

:evergreen_tree:

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I’ll fuckin’ thong ya mate!

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stop being a Drongo ya pillick

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“suck your mum you little pussyhole” is my go to when I want someone to throw the first punch :joy:

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“There’s a smell in here that will outlast religion.”

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There’s only two rules to life:
Number 1; Don’t sweat the small stuff
Number 2; It’s all small stuff.

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Leave the gun take the cannoli’s from the move The Godfather

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There are only 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

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I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers. Marilyn Manson.

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“Don’t sweat the petty things or pet the sweaty things” (? -Nine Inch Nails’ T Reznor )?

:evergreen_tree:

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That might be even better advice.

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I snatch kisses and vice versa. Can’t remember where I heard it, but it’s funny :smile:

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Id rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

Dont shit where you eat

You never truly know what you got till you lose it

One in the hand is worth 10 in the bush

If ignorance hurt you’d be a fucking genius

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