Stiggy killing it with the comedy today. This one almost shot Pepsi out of my nose.
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if you donât move you will never hear your chains rattle
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âI Ainât Got No Quarrel With The VietCongâŠ
No VietCong Ever Called Me Niggerâ â Muhammad Ali, 1966
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âAND I THOUGHT THE HURRICANE SEASON WAS OVERâ : Pineapple Express!-227!
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IF wars can be started by lies then they can be stopped by truth
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"That which can be destroyed by the truth, should be.â
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One of my favorites that i use at work often is âwe are not all there because we are all hereâ
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Whoa! Never heard that. Good one dequilo.
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When the growing gets tough - the tough get growing 
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Ya what about those hotties that their boobies hang below their waist! 
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LOL Oh do I have a Meme for that butâŠ
But remember
Blame the Pimp not the hooker
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Real cows donât have bingo wings flapping in the breeze as they roam the malls
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âIt is better to die on your feet than to live on your kneesâ
Emiliano Zapata
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better to be judged by twelve than carried by six
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" Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven .
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Some old German sayings ive heard from friends and colleges⊠Keep in mind these are rough translations
âAll cats are black in the nightâ --> The American version would be âNo one is ugly after 3amâ
âYou learn to sail on old shipsâ --> Used when you go looking for older women lol
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A version i heard a lot growing up around here -
Thereâs many a good tune played on an old fiddle
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Hehe, and the Dutch know the second one as:
âOp een oude fiets moet je het lerenâ ⊠On an old bike instead of a ship 
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