Best sayings!....EVER!

I’m offended that you’re not offended.

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Gai tren zich.

if you’re so smart go fuck yourself

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“Busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest” about sums up my life lately…

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“Nobody’s free until everybody’s free.”

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Current politics are of less use than an ashtray on a motorbike -
Albannach (2020)

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I feel good today, Silent Bob, we’re gonna make some money, then you know what we’re going to do? We’re gonna go to that party, and we’re gonna get some pussy, and I’m gonna fuck this bitch, and fuck this bitch, I’ll fuck ANYTHING THAT MOVES!

if witt was shit you’d be constipated

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We need to stop complying with our enslavement.

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“That went over like a fart in a space suit”.

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As welcome as a turd in a wedding punch bowl

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Whats for you wont go past you

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Which gave rise to the saying, “A hand on the bush is worth two on your bird”.

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From barbarism to civilization requires a century ; from civilization to barbarism needs but a day

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Im busier than a set of booster cables at a hillbilly funeral…4e30475c5d50058e6d52de93ae06ebc8

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sun never sets on the British empire

“that’s because God would never trust the British in the dark.”

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A Curse for England

A curse for England, false and base
Where nothing can prosper but disgrace
Where crushed is each flower’s tender form,
And decay and corruption feed the worm,
The winner’s shout, the loser’s curse
Go with Old England’s black funeral hearse.

William Blake (1757~1827)

Britannia waives the rules…

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Strive for peace, but if you must fight fight like the third monkey on the ramp to the arc and it’s starting to rain

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the war always starts when someone says “NO”…

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