A new broom always sweeps clean
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Donât start no shit, wonât be no shit, and I aint gonna have to finish this shit!
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Go to Bed with itchy anus, wake up with smelly fingers
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If you are not the lead dog, the view never changes.
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âif assholes had wings this place would be an airport.â
âI am not a proctologistâŠbut I know an asshole when I see one.â
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âInstead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.â â Doug Larson
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Marx Defined The Classes, Kalashnikov Made Them Equal
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âA Gun is Like a Parachute: If you really need one & donât have one, youâll never need one again!â
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I always say, I would rather have it and not need it, then need it and not have it.
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FFTP fuck, fight or trip pipe
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If it floats, fucks, or flies, rent it, donât buy it!
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Sweating like a whore in church.
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Fail it till you nail it
- neebs
(Neebsgaming on YouTube)
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Most of us are still engaged in the drug war and in times of war we must equip ourselves with the finest tools as well as strategies. My quote is from Art of War by Sun Tzu
Chapter 3 attack by stategem
Line 18 (a summary of the chapter)
If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles.
If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat.
If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.
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sorta the old⊠Heaven doesnât want me, and Hell⊠well, theyâre afraid Iâll take over!
regards,
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You are what you consume, choose wisely.
Your attitude might be dictated by someone you would never trade places with.
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You come from a long line of whores. Youâre a whore, your momâs a whore and her mom was a whoreâŠ
A drunk friend and his ex.
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Wonder why they broke up? Sounds like a pretty good understanding they had to me. 
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When you snatch the pebble from my hand, it will be time for you to leave.
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