But, TBH… we hardly noticed the extra meat n blood in the scalloped potatoes!
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They WERE a little rubbery, if i remember correctly. Haw haw.
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Nothing wrong with a little finger food…….
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That took the words to a whole new level! lol but it wasn’t the little finger, if I remember right? 
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Thumb and index……. Thumb got the worst of it.
Haven’t used that damn thing since either.
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Kitchen appliances can be such treacherous things!
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I have to admit… That was some of the best scalloped potatoes I’ve ever had.
I’d keep that secret sauce secret though…
Cannibalism is frowned upon…
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Shit man… i know how that is… i was a cook at a bar n grill for a while… and one of the new dudes… chopped the entire corner of the tip of his 1st (index) finger…
All i heard was “FUCK!!!” I went and checked… he was like do you think i can make it through the shift? I said no way man… you gotta go to er… he was very hesitant until i told him we didnt care about drugs etc… then he went lol… it was so bad though! He cut through some nerves… and i assume its still not better…
So i know how bad that can be! It happens so damn fast bro
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Yep, brother OJ really gets into his cookin… just saying
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Literally!!! 
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He puts a little of himself in every meal. You know… heart… lol
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But does the lettuce’s flavour change…
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The thumb? Or the knife??
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You should see when I cook naked……
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@Oldjoints I usually cook neked… except if i’m frying with a decent amount of oil.
NEVER AGAIN!
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The image of THAT is gonna be hard to flush from my brain! I’m taking more of this buddage & rosin packed bowl!!
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I stopped my table saw by jamming my fingers into the blade. It wasn’t pretty.
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Jesus bro… man that sounds so gnarly!
4.5 hours of surgery to put it back together. All but my G-spot tickler are good. The tendon on that finger was exposed, cut, and curled up like a dandelion stem cut in half. The bone was quite visible.
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