Chat room (let's chat!) 💬 (Part 1)

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Yeah, I know what you’re saying. My extraordinary g good looks have got me everywhere, in life.

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4247

Specially spelling things “g9d”…

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4248

mine too! I really gotten a lot of attention and gone places! … :rofl: :rofl: :joy: :crazy_face: :+1:
Like booted outta towns and such!

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4249

lol I feel like people who aren’t ugly get hired easier and paid more even if they’re dumb as shit. My work place always had some pretty people people I’m convinced we’re borderline tards, so no one ever tried to talk to them or explain things.

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4250

Happy birthday @Breelie ! I’m turning upper 30s next year. It seems that the older one gets the faster time goes. :thinking:

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4251

I agree!!! I want time to slow down now! I remember not being able to wait to hit mid 20s and it couldn’t come fast enough.

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4252

That happens when you are this good looking and type at this incredible speed. The computer thinks two 'o’s equal a 9.

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4253

I put my birthdays in reverse mode now…I’m just getting younger every year! 72 this year, next year 71 etc

mind ya, this is just an experiment…hope it works!! :wink: :+1:

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4254

I’m 61… started a “Beautify America” program in my twenties. It’s called a beard. You have no idea how much ugly it covers up!

:wink:

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4255

It’s basic human nature to favor those who are more attractive, even if any useful genetics went towards appearance and they’re walking tree stumps mentally.

I think I would have been in jail a few times over if I wasn’t a good looking dude, which is good because I wasn’t crazy about being a good looking dude in prison :grimacing:

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4256

Oh but i do cuz lmao I truly DO!

Not to mention, it’s a helluva lot cheaper than plastic surgery!

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4257

I accidently set myself on fire when I was about 25. I can not get facial hair to grow except for a moustache. Pretty much melted most of the hair follicles.

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4258

Maybe if you looked at what you were typing in the screen instead of just your reflection once in awhile there Fabio :kissing:

Changed it to Fabio, seems funnier to me.

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4259

‘Self-immolation’ is NOT the answer! ouch

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4260

Being Fugly is so much cheaper and easier lol I don’t have to spend a lot of money and time at hair salons, or cosmetic type crap

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4261

Dang! Not a Richard Pryor kinda thing was it?

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4262

Great minds, etc. I was thinking of calling you Fabio,. Just could not remember his name.
I remember reading an article about him on a rollercoaster ride and a frickin’ seagull flew right into his face at top speed. Laffed my ass off at that one.

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4263

I just got tired of children and women screaming and running away. So I grew a beard.

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4265

You were kind of a beanpole right?!

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4266

I was 190 but 6’4" lol so slim yes

Plus only just turned19 yrs old

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