Just remembered I have 25kg of malted barley and 10kg of blackstrap molasses from a defunct hobby of mine! Thanks corona virus!
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I dont need no gay weiner lookin thing peein on my butthole
*disclaimer⌠this isnât meant to be offensive to gay people⌠I just dont like things peeing on my butthole
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I canât believe the washlet took post 1000 
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You havenât lived until youâve gotten your butthole peed on.
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Who says I havnt :o âŚ
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Corona Colonic Cleanse
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Hey thats whack⌠literally 10mins ago I heard an add on the radio from Michigan and it was basically begging Canadians to go donate plasma and get paid.
maybe your on to something here Mongo
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Dude, all it takes is to try one out after a greasy shit (you know, the one where you feel like you need a shower after?) and it is like a revelation from a higher power.
Seriously. Iâm a fuckinâ cave man but washlets are the best invention ever.
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Like we arenât now? They rush drugs to market to find out they kill you
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The promising SARs vaccine was an example of where the cure was far worse than the disease (ARD).
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Latest via Zerohedge (3/2):
- US death toll climbs to 6; all in WA, which has 18 cases
- 2 new cases confirmed in Tampa Bay
- 1st case reported in New Hampshire
- Santa Clara County confirms 2 more cases, bringing county total to 9
- Gottlieb warns US cases likely in âlow thousandsâ
- Illinois announces 4th case
- Boris Johnson: âA very significant expansionâ of the virus is âclearly in the cardsâ
- Italian death toll climbs 18 to 52 while total cases surpasses 2,000
- BMW tells 150 to quarantine after Munich employee infected
- Algeria total hits 5
- Senegal becomes 2nd sub-Saharan country to confirm virus
- WHOâs Tedros: Virus is âcommon enemyâ of humanity so donât focus on blame
- Jordan reports first two cases
- French death toll revised to 3, total cases climb to 191
- Tunisia reports first case
- UK total climbs to 40
- OECD warns global growth could fall by half
- Indonesia reports first cases
- âProgress is being madeâ toward a vaccine
- Cuomo says NY expects more cases
- India confirms 2 more cases
- âOfficialâ Iran death toll hits 66
- EU confirms 38 deaths across 18 members
- First cases confirmed in Fla.
- 2 Amazon employees test positive in Milan
- Virus now in 8 US states: Washington, California, Illinois, Rhode Island, New York, Florida, Oregon and New Hampshire
- San Antonio virus patient re-hospitalized after testing positive
- China warns it could face âlocust invasionâ
Confirmed infections: 90,931 Deceased: 3,117
Also of interest:
German CDC says 1) gloves do not work 2) do not wear masks 3) do not use disinfectant
Right then, governments doing what they do best (forgot to buy supplies). Someone remind me who we should trust.
Also, a meta-analysis indicates that the virus can survive on surfaces for up to 9 days (US CDC incorrectly claims 2 hours). Disinfectants including ~70% IPA can deactivate the virus in approximately 2 minutes (wet).
And, the CDC has stopped disclosing the number of Americans tested for coronavirus. CDC claims that they will have a large supply of test kits in the coming weeks but they have removed the number of tests administered on their stats page.
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Dont knock it until you try it
Can we say squeaky cleanâŚ
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Chicks love it too 20 actors
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You have to be careful! My Bidet is so powerful it can blow water straight up into you, (donât ask how I know)
Anyway I have learned not to wash if the sprinklers are about to kick off It causes a termendous serge in water pressure that can actually shoot up inside and cut your ass.
try explaining that to the Doc.
I have the scars still to prove it.
Can someone show me how to multi-quote
Also remember this
Each day, more than 9 people are killed due to distracted driving .
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Highlight what you want quoted and a box should pop up below that say quote. Click on it and it does the magic for ya.
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For multiple quotes while you have the text box up move the cursor to where you want to place the quote. Then just scroll to what you want to quote and highlight it like before.
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If you go to California I believe ever business and school has one locked behind glass (like a fire axe)
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