Saw this this morning. Not sure if its real. But if it IS real, DAYUM they are LITERALLY paying for your poop!
$500 a sample supposedly! I have a shitty diet and smoke so I’d be curious if I’d be considered (if you read the page it says younger, athletic types are more in demand). Who knew that shit could vary so much.
Sounds like the next biggest steamer after Phylos’ Galaxy 
What a load of crap!
It’s actually legit (I dunno about this particular site). Fecal therapy but you need to be in perfect condition to be a donor. Personally I just donate to the local Tim Hortons.
So this is where to go when folks are tired of your shit.
“I think I’ll cash out Mssr. Crapier” ~tosses tip chip~
I know some people that are worth a fortune as they are Full of Shit!
Couldn’t resist… The whole Y chromosome and shit talk thing is genetic I think …
It’s a well known fact that the Y chromosome is 90% shit
I am sure some X Chromosomes would agree with you but I can assure you the remaining 10% is the Logic portion of the Chromosome…
Relax… I am only goofing…
The X and Y chromosomes are thought to have evolved from a pair of identical chromosomes
Haha my chromosomes are more homogeneous than your chromosomes!
I think not. You are thinking of autosomes.
Your gametogenesis game is strong!
The X and Y chromosomes are thought to have evolved from a pair of identical chromosomes, termed autosomes. Yes!
An autosome is any chromosome that is not a sex chromosome.
You are correct!
Yeah sure but every time I try to sell it on the street I get arrested!
No wonder!
The most curious part of this picture is the carry on. So many questions.
Condom salesman?
I don’t think all that glam is going to fit in one tiny suitcase.
Lost luggage return specialist.
Shit I dunno. It’s weird.
well, better start jogging!
Plastic bag and a vacuum and that taffeta will fit in one shoe. I don’t think they want to track that scat tho…