Welcome To The Dankmaster’s Old School Genetics Thread!!
Here we can post anything pertaining to the crosses created by the crippy craftsmen conoisseur himself. Feel free to post pics, updates of your grow, questions, comments. If you have any questions for the Dankmaster himself, ask away and we will relay the question for you!
First up, we have an update from Dank. Here we have his Dankmaster’s Crippy in 2 different expressions.
This is the special phenotype very heavy gland ratio like Corn expression untopped. 47 days flowering
This is the Crippy expression in the gallon is topped multi head. Has more bubblegum odors, also @ 47 days
Got this female out of the CripXMas mystery pack. I was curious what the three fingered leaves leaned towards.
From dank
" All the weird irregular traits and mutations are from Christmas Bud expression. "
Some new news as well…
Big review going down soon. The super sugar coated CripXmas seed plant went to her and will be arriving today, along with pressure skunk, chocolate haze Xmas, Corn, some CripXmas A grinder pack and 9 mo decarb cured Crippy
From Dank
You’re not going to believe this! Do you remember the one to maybe 3 hitter quitter ? The one you put down and can’t finish cause you’re too high ?
Yup I’ve DONE IT! Dankmaster Crippy is the SUPER GAS 3 hit turn your ass into a vegetable. This pheno is INSANE to say the least. Zoning and flying high. It’s extremely rare for me not to finish an early sample but this one put the brakes on after 3 and I was like holy shit 
Heres a shot of my Dankmaster’s Crippy. She ran about 48 days. The flower was dried out in the garage and has been curing for 2 weeks now.
So, the pheno of the dankmaster’s crippy i found looks awesome, but the high is too mellow for me. Im going to run the clones under increased light and see if that helps.
On a brighter note, Dankmaster says the pheno he found will knock your socks off! Heres a review from the man himself of the pheno he found
"Yup she’s in there, and I just made a 2 pull clip to show the ferocity. If the one you have isn’t hitting like fucking zebra to your rib cage, nope not it. It needs to HIT with FORCE.
The second I pull the 2nd in I’m already in full lung expansion and it’s blowing out because I can’t hold it in. And it nearly burns because it’s loud, intense and strong of gas pine and ice. The really potent stuff goes for the eyes too, burn and tearing."
Im going to pop a few more dm crippy beans and see if i can find this one
Another update from his Dankness
“Pressure Skunk, this is the CripXmas A pheno, smells that spicy pine and looks with the popcorn strings like it’s buds, however I don’t know where RKS is or just recessive in expression. Undetermined until dry but I’ll report back on my findings to post on thread”
Pressure Skunk smoke report:
First off, this was an effortless plant to grow outdoors. The plant is easy to trim with loose but easy trimming flower. She carried a plethora of smells all of which was excellent. From slight sweet to creamy and with loud funk, it had it! I found I was always drawn to this plant for ts smell. I couldn’t determine what exactly its scents were just know that I could pick out of from the rest as it just carried more complexity.
I just consumed what I would deem as a small dose through a Dynavap vaporizer as I appreciate the flavors i get and similar to smoking a joint but not. Anyways, the first draw of flavor was a creamy sweet fruity taste all of which never punched out but just smooth. The flower is covered with chunky resin glands. Its dense at the core with protective coverage from someof the fan leaves that are also covered in crystal.
I took 8 small puffs in total but the first four I found that this dose was Energizing, very Focus inducing and just an overall nice reallying state. About 10 minutes after consuming I found myself asking myself if i was feeling anything, then I realized I was talking to myself so, CHECK!! Great weed to consumer when trimming a bunch of flower as for me I found my pulse slightly elevated giving me a boost in motivation.
After about 30 minutes I took the other 4 puffs of the vape and I noticed I moved past a mild dose as right away I could start to and can still feel pressure on the central portion of my forehead chased with a numbing feeling pulsing over my entire body in waves. It is especially pronounced for me personally around the face and gums to the point where its completely dulled and I feel literally nothing. No pain or discomfort of any kind. I wanted to dip into bed so I could write this report while experiencing the effects so I can provide a real time report while under the influence of this cultivar. I found as the initial onset of Pressure Skunk second set of 4 hits it carried a vastly different effect which I absolutely enjoying.
I find it creates a “All is good” feeling in your mind. I also find that my eyes are starting to feel hot so red eyes are most definitely coupled within a host of other effects.
I am pleased with the strain Pressure Skunk. The body effects as this arew exactly Im looking for to help her out with with back and jaw pain. Im also findin that I really want too just pass out now it may have sedative effects but I also just got off work and am tired so I’ll need to test this again to see if the same effects are experienced. So I just dozed off 3 times trying to finish this sentence so Definitely sedative effects.
If your unsure if Original Dankmaster crippy gear is all its hyped up to be I can say it ABSOLUTELY is. I may be a lite weight for consuming but I can still differentiate the differences. This Pressure Skunk punches well above its level for effect and potency. Even now over the last 45 minutes it has continuously kept building in effect and energy.
Wicked effects for me and I’m truely enjoying it as its totally consumes you in effect and is very much in your face about it. When I consume this again I will comsume a double dose of the Pressure Skunk to experience the much heavier high which I will add to this report.
If you have these seeds consider yourself VERY lucky as this strain is a beast. Also this plant when I cut it down it only had clear resin glands and still had a couple weeks to grow.
Dank would be sitting back going yup I told ya it was strong. Great review!
Beautifully said! I have 6 pressure skunk in flower right now. 3 sativa dominant and 3 indica dominant. So far the sativas are sweeter smelling. One of the indicas smells like the skunk action figure from he man i used to have when i was a kid. Just starting week 2, so not much to see yet.
Your review makes me want to go sweet talk the ladies into finishing sooner!
Just woke up a short bit ago and Im still feeling the effects slightly still and a mild amount of forehead pressure. Potency for days with this plant. I have some cuts of Island Crippy, Dankmaster Crippy, CripXmas A2 in a bubble cloner so will see if anything roots here.
I have a 4x2 tent at 11 days of flower right now with those 3 varieties and am looking forward to seeing the changes in the 6 weeks ahead
Im always amazed at how fast they progress. I put a bunch of CripXmas in bloom 2 weeks ago. I had some mothers going, and decided that these cuts root so fast theres no need to keep a mother unless im not running that strain this cycle. So into bloom they went a week later. The difference a week makes on these plants when you have them side by side is astounding!
Ill grab a pic when the lights come on later tonight.
All containers have organic nutrients. In the Earth box its Gaia green andbthe 1 Gallons are living soil with Green Gro Pridelands organic nutrient line. Will post more updated photo tomorrow when the lights come on
Looking good over there @Fortman420 !
Here’s an update from my side of the basement.
In tent 1 we got our 5 CripXmaS just starting week 4, so these are about half way done already! The short one in the middle just took its time rooting in the clone dome, so its about a week less veg time.
In tent #2 we have Dankmaster’s Crippy on the left, and CripXmaS on the right. I dont know why i type CripXmaS like that, but i like it. These are just starting week 3
In the rest of tent #2 we have 6 Pressure Skunk. These are starting to stink a bit. I dont have a carbon filter, so when i come home or wake up in the morning… the house smells like a fresh spring morning because the lights run at night. That spring morning is beginning to be replaced by a cloud of lovely funk! These are just starting week 3.
Lost 1 Super NL to damp off, but we got 5 still plugging along. Still throwing roots, but they should take off this week.
7 CripXmas clones a vegging
Rooted clones
Pressure Skunk pheno #1, 2, 3, 4
Dankmaster’s Crippy
CripXmaS pheno #2
Buckle up, things are about to get frosty and sticky!
Cool plants and strain. They all look very happy in their various stages. Nice to see your love and enthusiasm for it thats what matters.
These are all crosses. The CipXmas A2, and Dankmaster’s Crippy i already hunted through a pack of. These are my keepers and their clones. The Pressure Skunk is the strain im currently hunting through. There are 3 sativa leaning phenos, and 3 Indica leaners. Dank told me the sativa leaners are the most potent, so i cloned all 3. I made a bunch of pheno #3 because of its structure and strong stem rub. I only cloned one of the indica leaners, but this one smells like the skunk he man action figure i had when i was a kid. Its sticking around just so i can sniff it and pretend to be looking through my toy box out in the garage.
Lol i just realized my toy box was in the garage… wtf.
Plus they finish in 6 weeks. Thats the insane part. Dont blink after day 40 because that window is held open by a vigerously used tooth pick
I just saw that thats a big plus. Cant beat a 7 to 8 weeker, ill keep crippy in mind next time im seed looking. Trainwreck is a fast one too, but not like this one.
