Packages went out today, only 4 or 5 sets left.
Morning @Cummings420, have a great day man!
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From Dankmaster
CripXmas vs. Hype Strains: Why Real Synergy Wins
THC% won’t save a strain if it’s missing real synergy. That’s why CripXmas delivers a next-level experience while hype strains fall flat. Let’s compare:
CripXmas vs. MAC1
CripXmas – Pinene-Dominant, Synergistic Sativa
•Terpenes: High Pinene, balanced Myrcene & Limonene → Sharp mental clarity, lung expansion, and high-functioning energy.
•Cannabinoid Synergy: THC + CBG + THCV → No burnout, clean focus, long-lasting euphoria.
•True Effects: Clear-headed high with body awareness, doesn’t fade fast.
MAC1 – Looks Great, But Hollow High
•Terpenes: Minimal—Caryophyllene-heavy but lacks depth.
•Cannabinoid Profile: Mostly THC, low secondary cannabinoids.
•True Effects: Short-lived cerebral buzz, quick tolerance build-up, low flavor complexity.
CripXmas vs. Oreoz
CripXmas – Designed for Potency & Full-Spectrum Flavor
•Terpenes: Pine-forward with citrus backend → Expansive smoke & bright effects.
•Cannabinoids: CBG + THCV contribute to a functional, engaged high.
•True Effects: Smokes bold, energizing with full terp retention.
Oreoz – All Hype, No Substance
•Terpenes: Muted, with gassy undertones but no strong presence.
•Cannabinoid Profile: All THC, lacking complexity.
•True Effects: Heavy but one-dimensional, fades fast, lacks true depth.
Ever smoked a strain that tested “high” but faded fast? That’s because it was missing synergy. The best weed isn’t just THC—it’s the full combination of terpenes, minor cannabinoids, and how they interact with your endocannabinoid system.
CripXmas delivers an experience. The hype strains just deliver a number.
CripXmas: A 1-in-1000 Genetic Freak That Can’t Be Recreated
CripXmas isn’t just Tampa Crippy—it’s an entirely new genetic line, created by a rare 1-in-1000+ recombination event between Tampa Crippy, Xmas Bud ‘79, and Pine Tar Kush (PTK).
This wasn’t just a cross—it was a once-in-a-lifetime mutation. The variegated dwarf trait that defines CripXmas only appeared due to a unique allele pairing, something that won’t happen again, even if someone has the original parents.
CripXmas is stronger than its lineage. The terpene and cannabinoid synergy is on another level, far beyond Tampa Crippy alone. The entourage effect makes it hit harder, last longer, and deliver a deeper experience than any of its parents.
No one can recreate this. Even if they ran thousands of plants, they’d never replicate the exact mutation that made CripXmas a genetic anomaly. This is a one-of-a-kind expression—completely unique, completely unreproducible.
CripXmas isn’t just rare—it’s impossible to duplicate.
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From Dankmaster
I’ve decided to reverse CripXmas to Dog Beach instead of the other way around. Here’s why:
CripXmas is the genetic anomaly. If I want to preserve its rare mutation, cannabinoid-terpene synergy, and dwarf variegation, it needs to be the dominant contributor—which happens when it’s the female (reversed pollen donor).
Using CripXmas pollen on Dog Beach (Dog Beach as female) runs the risk of Dog Beach’s genetics overpowering CripXmas’ rare mutation.
Reversing CripXmas (CripXmas as female, Dog Beach as pollen donor) ensures that CripXmas’ elite traits are passed down with higher stability.
Final Call: Reverse CripXmas into Dog Beach. This keeps CripXmas dominant in the cross while Dog Beach provides hybrid vigor and structure without overwriting CripXmas’ uniqueness.
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From Dankmaster
Sigma Crippy is actually 87.5% original Crippy cut now
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Here’s a hint… I just threw one in the garbage 
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Please let us know how you REALLY feel 
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I know it’s not your trash can but man
I think I found the issue with these at about 21 days flower
My grandson opened the door looked at plants at like 2 am a couple times to see his beautiful plants
F 2.5 yr not cool grandson 
Love him to death but Hermie city or a male was caught yo late so I decided to scrub the tent
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The Answer was 56. Price is right rules (closest without going over) our winner is @Mrgreenthumb
Congrats, send me your info and ill get these beans mailed out to you
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There you go, congrats @Mrgreenthumb!
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Whoa so excited, i for sure thought i was way off i figured you had like 100s of sharpies… thanks so @Cannabiscrusader great giveaway…
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If i counted all the ones i killed it would be in the 100ds for sure. Not all my markers are sharpies too, so that threw the count off. I bet you could just look @Nick 's amazon history and get pretty close too.
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We have a few more giveaways to do. Why dont we do a little guessing game. Heres a nug from @Fortman420 of his kush 4 x ssdd x puck bx3 x island crippy. Guess how many beans are in the nug to win a flip of corn x chocolate haze cripXmas
- 42.0 @Talygrow
- 78 @Nick
- 0 @GreenOHGrow
- 56 @SassafrasCat
- 3 @Krayz305
- 42 @JOHN1234
- 33 @Ace71975
- 14 @Cummings420
- 37 @Adventuretime86
- 72 @luxton
- 47 @T0P
- 62 @bigLblazed
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Lets get another one started too. This one is more of a trivia question. Lets keep it on the wiki. There are 3 possible correct answers. Winners will be the first 3 to get 1 of those possible answers.
The question is from Dankmaster hinself…
CripXmas is the result of a rare genetic recombination event, making it impossible to recreate even with the original parent strains. This mutation led to a completely unique expression that set it apart from Tampa Crippy. What was the direct result of this genetic anomaly ?
Good luck
- @Nick •True Effects: Clear-headed high with body awareness, doesn’t fade fast.
- She showed a dwarf mutation @Talygrow
- @GreenOHGrow From what I’m reading it sounds like maybe its a triploid. Rapid bud growth, extremely quick flowering and more profound, complex terpene profile. All of that with difficulty in breeding sounds like a triploid.
- @SassafrasCat Dwarfism
- @t0p albinisme
- @bigLblazed big booty bitches that love the D!
- @Natea dwarfism
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I searched up the answer lol but I barely understand why it’s special. Whenever the giveaway is finished if someone can explain ,that would be great.
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Answer was 100 beans, that means our winner is @luxton congrats man! And thank you @Fortman420 for the bud and bean count!
Send me your address and ill get these out to you
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Nice job @Nick, yep the enterouge effect carrying the high with the cbd numbing just enough for you to enjoy the ride.
@Talygrow & yes the dwarfism, and first to answer that one
@GreenOHGrow the CripXmas is not a triploid. That is a completely different animal. The mutations ARE the super fast flowering time, and the terpines
Answer from Dankmaster
Should reference the variegated dwarf mutation, unique terpene/cannabinoid synergy, or enhanced entourage effect.
Send me your address you 3. Ill take a look to see how many we have left after this. We might have enough for 1 more of the corn x chocolate haze cripXmas.
Still looking for testers on the other 3 strains. If anyone is able to run a one or all 3 right away and post them here, let me know.
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Sweet!! Thank you 
DM incoming
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@Cannabiscrusader
Any of the strains run around 8 wks or are they all more like 10 wks
They all run 6 - 8
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Oh
That’s right up my alley
I will have to get with u after my run I’m on
Maybe u will have some to test then
I love following along an getting such good info on everything you grow an test
Thanks for that
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