Have a good nite brother
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Package from Dank is on its way to me, so we’ll have some giveaways going on pretty soon in here. We’re also looking for testers to run a strain or two. These beans will need to be popped within a reasonable amount of time.
As you guys know, Dog Beach is the next jumping point for Danks crippy crosses. Here’s a sneak peek into the madness behind the upcoming cross.
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Crossing CripXmas with Dog Beach could result in a hybrid with a complex and potentially complementary terpene profile. Here’s an analysis based on available information:
CripXmas Terpene Profile
CripXmas is noted for its nostalgic pine terpene profile, suggesting a significant presence of pinene, which imparts a fresh, pine-like aroma.
Dog Beach Terpene Profile
Dog Beach, a cross between VA Beach Afghani and Chemdog 91 Bx3, has been described as having a terpene profile with notes of “lacquer and gas,” indicating the presence of terpenes like myrcene, caryophyllene, and limonene, contributing to earthy, spicy, and citrusy aromas.
Potential Terpene Outcomes of the Cross
Combining these two strains could result in offspring exhibiting a blend of their parent terpene profiles:
• Pinene (α-Pinene and β-Pinene): Inherited from CripXmas, contributing to pine aromas.
• Myrcene: From Dog Beach, adding earthy and musky notes.
• Caryophyllene: Also from Dog Beach, introducing spicy and peppery elements.
• Limonene: Present in Dog Beach, offering citrus undertones.
Expected Aroma and Flavor Profile
The resulting hybrid may feature a complex aroma and flavor profile, potentially characterized by:
• Dominant Pine Scents: Due to the high pinene content from CripXmas.
• Underlying Earthy and Spicy Notes: Attributed to myrcene and caryophyllene from Dog Beach.
• Subtle Citrus Hints: Courtesy of limonene present in Dog Beach.
Conclusion
Crossing CripXmas and Dog Beach is likely to produce a hybrid with a rich and layered terpene profile, combining the pine-forward characteristics of CripXmas with the earthy, spicy, and citrus elements of Dog Beach. This fusion could result in a unique sensory experience, appealing to those who appreciate complex cannabis aromas and flavors.
Crossing CripXmas with Dog Beach could result in a hybrid with a complex and potentially complementary terpene profile. Here’s an analysis based on available information:
CripXmas Terpene Profile
CripXmas is noted for its nostalgic pine terpene profile, suggesting a significant presence of pinene, which imparts a fresh, pine-like aroma.
Dog Beach Terpene Profile
Dog Beach, a cross between VA Beach Afghani and Chemdog 91 Bx3, has been described as having a terpene profile with notes of “lacquer and gas,” indicating the presence of terpenes like myrcene, caryophyllene, and limonene, contributing to earthy, spicy, and citrusy aromas.
Potential Terpene Outcomes of the Cross
Combining these two strains could result in offspring exhibiting a blend of their parent terpene profiles:
• Pinene (α-Pinene and β-Pinene): Inherited from CripXmas, contributing to pine aromas.
• Myrcene: From Dog Beach, adding earthy and musky notes.
• Caryophyllene: Also from Dog Beach, introducing spicy and peppery elements.
• Limonene: Present in Dog Beach, offering citrus undertones.
Expected Aroma and Flavor Profile
The resulting hybrid may feature a complex aroma and flavor profile, potentially characterized by:
• Dominant Pine Scents: Due to the high pinene content from CripXmas.
• Underlying Earthy and Spicy Notes: Attributed to myrcene and caryophyllene from Dog Beach.
• Subtle Citrus Hints: Courtesy of limonene present in Dog Beach.
Conclusion
Crossing CripXmas and Dog Beach is likely to produce a hybrid with a rich and layered terpene profile, combining the pine-forward characteristics of CripXmas with the earthy, spicy, and citrus elements of Dog Beach. This fusion could result in a unique sensory experience, appealing to those who appreciate complex cannabis aromas and flavors.
Why CripXmas Feels Stronger Than It Looks—And Why It’s Better Than High-THC Strains
Many people judge the strength of cannabis solely by THC percentage, assuming that higher THC = stronger effects. However, CripXmas proves that this is a flawed way of thinking. Despite having “only” 6.42% total THC on paper, it hits harder, lasts longer, and delivers a more complex high than many strains testing over 20-30% THC. Here’s why:
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The Myth of High THC = Better High
• High-THC strains can feel one-dimensional—they hit fast and fade quickly because they lack the supporting chemistry (terpenes & minor cannabinoids) that make a high richer, longer-lasting, and more immersive.
• A strain like CripXmas, with its entourage effect of THC, CBD, and potent terpenes, creates an experience that is full-bodied, spacey, and intense, rather than just a quick THC punch.
Think of it like alcohol: A cheap vodka with 40% alcohol may get you drunk fast, but a well-aged whiskey with 25% alcohol + rich flavors will feel deeper, last longer, and be a more enjoyable experience.
- The Entourage Effect – Why CripXmas Feels Like a Heavy Hitter
CripXmas isn’t just about THC—it’s about how cannabinoids and terpenes work together to enhance the high.
CBD + THC balance – The 7.11% total CBD moderates anxiety, allowing for a cleaner, more immersive high without paranoia. But CBD also slows THC metabolism, making the effects linger longer.
Myrcene (0.05%) accelerates THC absorption – This means that even at lower THC levels, the high feels more intense because more THC reaches your brain faster.
Caryophyllene (0.25%) boosts euphoria – It binds to CB2 receptors, enhancing the relaxing, blissful aspects of the high.
Limonene (0.13%) sharpens mental effects – Unlike high-THC strains that can feel foggy, limonene makes the high clearer and more vibrant, leading to that “spacy” sensation you experience.
Terpinolene (0.05%) adds a “trippy” quality – This terpene is rare but known for creating a psychedelic, dreamy effect.
Result? CripXmas doesn’t just “get you high”—it creates a layered, evolving experience that hits deep, lasts long, and feels immersive.
- Why CripXmas Lasts Longer Than High-THC Strains
Many high-THC strains burn fast—they hit hard, but within an hour or two, the high fades dramatically. Why?
• High THC without terpenes burns out quickly (like a sugar rush).
• CripXmas has supporting terpenes that extend the high, allowing for a gradual, deep come-up and a longer-lasting plateau.
• CBD extends the high by slowing THC breakdown, meaning the effects stay in your system longer before tapering off.
In other words, CripXmas is a marathon, not a sprint.
- Smooth & Functional – No Anxiety or Paranoia
One of the biggest issues with ultra-high-THC strains is anxiety, paranoia, and mental fog.
• A 30% THC strain without balancing terpenes or CBD can cause overwhelming effects.
• CripXmas delivers a strong high without overwhelming side effects—you feel spacey and intense, but not lost or panicked.
Result? It’s a strain that allows for a powerful experience without the downsides of extreme THC.
- Proof That “Low THC” Can Still Feel Stronger
We’ve already seen that THC percentage alone isn’t a true measure of strength—but don’t just take my word for it.
Landrace strains like Thai, Colombian Gold, and early Haze varieties often had THC in the 7-12% range, yet they were legendary for their effects. Why? Rich terpene profiles and minor cannabinoids amplified their strength.
Medical cannabis studies have shown that 10-15% THC strains with proper terpene balance can produce stronger effects than 25-30% THC strains lacking terpenes.
CripXmas follows this same principle—its chemistry makes it hit harder than the THC percentage suggests.
Final Argument: CripXmas is Better Than High-THC Strains Because…
It lasts longer – Thanks to the CBD, terpenes, and slow THC metabolism.
It hits deep and immersive – The entourage effect makes the high layered and full-bodied.
It avoids the negatives of high-THC strains – No paranoia, anxiety, or racing thoughts.
It’s more than just THC – It delivers cerebral effects, spacey euphoria, and a “trippy” experience, unlike one-dimensional high-THC strains.
Final Thought: It’s Not About THC, It’s About Experience
If someone still thinks “low THC means weak”, they’re missing the bigger picture. CripXmas proves that real strength comes from how cannabinoids and terpenes interact—not just THC numbers on paper.
CripXmas isn’t just a high—it’s an experience.
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Lets do a giveaway today to get things started. I havent received the box yet, so not too sure what were giving away. Pretty sure its corn x (chocolate haze x cripxmas)
Comes with a drippy doodle
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Sure bud. @sharks
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Wikifi that bud.
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Thanks mang! Kind of miss the big banner post 
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I never turn them on until im told to… its my thing
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Love the drawing! Thanks @Cannabiscrusader for the chance! Good luck everyone and happy Friday!!
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@sharks 1oldfart enter me please @DougDawson
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Looks like its off again.
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Yeah, it looked cool but this method fixed my call list limitations.
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Its not a wiki now bud just a reply comment.
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It is, try again
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awesome thanks bro!
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That is the strain I need, I am sick of smokeing 1/4 just to get high enough to sleep lol
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Sounds like you need some edibles too
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Thanks so much for the opportunity!
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We want him to be able to wake up after 
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True, last guy is still asleep
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Groovy drawing @Cannabiscrusader 
you talented.
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