Discreet stealth pipe

[sfzombie13]

just use a pipe, or whatever you can put away real quick and make sure to have a separate room. they don’t notice much of anything until at least 3 years old, then it’s still easy to hide in another room. after about 8-10, depending on how you’ve raised them, you want to use a toilet paper roll with a dryer sheet inside to exhale through into a fan blowing out a window. use one of the metal pipes with a metal lid with a hole in it. that puts the fire out and prevents excess smoke from escaping. the little smoke that stays in the room no longer smells. usually you can distract them long enough when they got older, then they have a tendency to ignore you for other reasons. as long as the smell is not discovered it’s ok, provided you have a good stash spot and it also goes undiscovered. you should be good for a few years just using a closed door into the other room and a fan blowing the smoke out. make sure the baby doesn’t smell anything, that can linger in the unconscious for years and come back in the most inopportune times. my son who is 19 now never knew my ex and i both smoked until she died when he was 171/2 and a friend told him he smelled it while staying with him after the funeral. almost made it until he was 18.