here’s the spiel, I can’t believe this first paragraph they literally begin their sales pitch with making threats “You’ve been warned”.
prices are up to $5000 for a single cut and they plan to later charge a membership fee in addition to the high price of the cuts.
everything below is from fletcher’s sales pitch:
Welcome to the Archive Clone Club. This service is intended to be provided to professionals and home grower enthusiasts alike. To share the fruits of our hunting with our most dedicated fans and provide value to forward thinking operators. This service is not intended for clone resellers or pollen chuckers looking for a quick come up. We will be rewarding members for actively snuffing out these types from the membership ranks. You’ve been warned. Membership revocation is a lifetime ban.
As market dynamics shift and export opportunities continue to dry up in this space. Most cannabis companies and even home growers are beginning to realize, if they haven’t already, that serving local consumers’ demands is essential to owning a sustainable business in cannabis. Keeping the consumer STOKED with your quality and pricing, while delivering a unique experience that they come back for, should be the goal of most producers. Especially those at the smaller end of the spectrum. In most cases, the consumer needs to TASTE the difference, and they never go back to the boof.
If you’re just growing for your headstash and your friends, I know that desire to have the DANK as much as anyone. But the ability to hunt populations is always the bottleneck at that scale. Our selections can be a faster route to producing the flavors you’re looking for. After all, variety is the spice of life.
The Genetics Club is for those that want to stay a step ahead of market trends and gain insight into new genetics being produced. Whether that’s an improved candy zkittlez cross, re-invigorating an old school flavor, releasing the most in demand commercial varieties of today, or releasing long held heirloom varieties. Archive has you covered.
The Club will initially have no membership fees. This will change in the future but for now we will give everyone a shot at membership. We are intending to release between 6-12 Clonal Varieties per year. Prices will be $500-$5000+ per cultivar depending on the genetics offered. This is not a bargain service, by any means, so please set expectations appropriately. A new drop will occur approximately once every 3-4 months. Each drop will have between 1-3 cultivars offered.
We are currently offering services to every USA State except Idaho.
Canada and Other countries please inquire
If you are serious we will make attempts to fulfill your requests and work with you on a solution. There will be extra shipping costs associated with International shipping. No guarantees what will happen internationally, but we will find an amicable solution should there be difficulties.
CLONE CLUB - IMPORTANT IMFORMATION
We are reaching out to the first people to email us, to join the club FIRST! Membership is FIRST COME FIRST SERVED. We reserve the right to refuse membership to anyone, for any reason. After 48 hours we will open up membership to the Public to fill any remaining openings, if available.
DO NOT SHARE THE MEMBERSHIP LINK WITH ANYONE. IF YOU DO, WE WILL REVOKE YOUR MEMBERSHIP.
[ JOIN NOW ]
HOW TO JOIN THE ARCHIVE CLONE CLUB AND PURCHASE
-
[Sign Up] for your “Clone Club” account. There is currently no yearly membership fee.
-
This will give you access to the “Clone Club” area of the website where drops will occur.
-
Select the clones you want to purchase. You will be able to select either (1) rooted clone or (2) unrooted clones, per strain, and check out with your account. You will NOT be asked for payment during check out.
DO NOT CHECK OUT IF YOU DO NOT PLAN TO SEND PAYMENT.
ANY AND ALL UNPAID ORDERS WILL HAVE THEIR MEMBERSHIP REVOKED.
MAKE SURE YOUR SHIPPING ADDRESS INFORMATION IS COMPLETELY FILLED OUT AND CORRECT.
WE NEED FULL NAME and/or BUSINESS NAME FOR DELIVERY.
WE WILL NOT RESEND ORDERS WITH SHIPPING MISTAKES DUE TO BUYER’S NEGLECT.
DO NOT CHECKOUT IF YOU DO NOT PLAN TO PAY.
ANY MEMBERS ATTEMPTING CHARGE BACKS OR SIMILAR WILL HAVE THEIR MEMBERSHIP REVOKED IMMEDIATELY. Email us with any and all questions and we will work with you for a solution.
-
Your order will be sent within 2 weeks, via Overnight Mail to your supplied shipping address on your Archive Seed Bank account. You will NOT be able to ask for shipping address changes after payment. NO EXCEPTIONS.
-
We will revoke membership if these rules are not followed. Fulfilling lots of clones in a short period of time so that orders can be shipped on Monday and Tuesdays only requires a lot of hands, and no mistakes. We can’t be fumbling with last minute changes and risk missing schedules and deadlines for fulfillment. Living plants have a short window of opportunity.
-
RE-DELIVERY FOR DEAD CLONES - There will be a $100 resend fee to cover overnight shipping and recutting your clones. We will attempt re-delivery up to three times, or provide a refund. Re-delivery orders will be sent unrooted, ASAP. Or rooted, if available.
-
Any attempt at abusing the re-delivery service will result in revoked membership.
-
TO BE ELIGIBLE FOR RE-DELIVERY
- We need a visual record of dead clones upon opening the package. We need you to document the receipt of your order, with original packaging, showing the condition of the clones upon receipt.
I really appreciate everyone’s support for this service. Demand has exceeded expectations so I’m sure there will be some unplanned hiccups in the process. But know that we are making every attempt to get this right, the first time. Please be respectful, patient, and understanding with us as we expand our offerings into this space. Our goal is to provide you with the best quality genetics to your doorstep as healthy as possible. And maintain the value of these genetics and this service to your garden.
THANKS!
-Fletch
ALSO BEFORE I FORGET…… Our first release will be the Blueberry Malasada and Blue Limeade! The information about them and pictures will be on the website once you sign up and log in. They Drop this Saturday at Noon/12PM PST!
We have several hundred on deck rooting as we speak and more that can be cut fresh! If we sell out on Saturday, we will load more up for any members that missed out. Our goal is to serve all members equally but getting in early on the drop will guarantee the fastest shipment possible!
For July 2025-July 2026 we have several planned releases of all varying prices and cultivars. We reserve all rights to change any and all future releases at any time:
- Blue Limeade - (Blue Dream x Cookies x Duct Tape) x Tahiti Lime
- Blueberry Malasada - UK Cheese x Sherbadough
- Grape Sunshine - (Lemon Peel x Moonbow) x Tallymon
- Becky aka Toad Venom
- Zelicious - (Zoap x Oishii)
- Lemon Cane #20 - (Lemon Peel aka 1* x Dosidos)
- Zazul #5 - (Zkittlez x Planet Purple F2 #144)
- Zsunami #8 - (Zazul #5 x Moonbow 112 F2 #60)
- Zwoosh #31 - (Zkittlez x Oishii)
- Sweet Tea (Unreleased Lineage - Moonbow line work)
- Moonglow #9 - (Moonbow #112 x Planet Purple F2 #144
And many more……
