Doc D Chocolate Blitz; Freeborn Yesca x Jaro f3; Relic/Professor P/Dynasty Grapefruit f3; and (1) Bodhi Hasplant D

Agreed. Training dogs is tough for some people because you have to maintain perfect consistency for quite awhile, like years after they first “get it” so they have a solid framework of your expectations and their boundaries. And you have to be dominant without being domineering, if that makes sense. People should never reward bad behavior in any dog (or human), yet it’s so easy to give your pet treats when they’re acting bad despite the knowledge that you’re reinforcing their bad behavior. Gotta curb that shit immediately when it happens. Unfortunately, this requires constant attention and not always being sweet. :man_shrugging:

The other things most dog owners don’t realize is that dogs naturally want a job and that they appreciate strict discipline. You get much better results, just like with humans, if you spend a lot of time working with them, treating them good and letting them into every part of your life, give them good nutrition but slightly underfeed them, be very strict with boundaries for the first couple years (relaxing boundaries later once they start to understand your perspective), and wear them out in positive mental, emotional, social and physical ways every day - even when you don’t feel like it, even when the weather’s bad, and even if your situation makes it hard, like living in an apartment or not near a park. Reward good behavior, but never reward bad behavior. But mostly, work with them kindly and consistently AND wear them out every day. Do those things and your pups and kids will largely turn out very well.

Anyway…I could go on and on about that. My family didn’t show any of the animals we bred growing up - we’re poor hobby farmers, not fancy at all - but we had lots of purebred dogs, sheep, goats, horses, and chickens over the years. Flock of 200 sheep at one point. Goats are the worst livestock to keep, but dang they’re tasty!

Not necessarily from a breeder, but I strongly recommend a purebred puppy. Purebred because you know what you’re gonna get, generally. That makes a huge difference in how you train and socialize your dog, working with their breed’s instincts and traits rather than against it. Puppy, the younger the better as long as they’re at least 8-12wks old, because you get to mold them how you want and they don’t come to you with too many bad habits.

From a breeder if you can, since they often do the genetic testing and you’ll ideally be able to see and interact with the breeder, the parents, and pick yours from the litter. It’s hard to visit a breeder and not pick a pup, but if the situation doesn’t match what you’re looking for, you gotta walk away.

I’m not opposed to rescues. They definitely serve a good need, and it’s a great option for a lot of people. But I think the social virtue signaling need for them is pretty overblown. I read a long scholarly article a couple/few years ago about how the historical number of people who want rescue dogs in the US is much higher (like 2-3x or more) than the amount of rescue dogs available at all times. So much so that rescues are being imported from around the globe to meet the needs of US dog rescuers. With that knowledge, I don’t feel bad about getting a purebred dog from a reputable breeder, and I will take time plus travel a fair distance to find what I’m looking for. But I’m a picky person in general, and I’m very exacting, so it often takes me a couple years to find the right situation before I commit.

Call her Roxxxy as a nod to both the club and your friends in the porn industry!

Yeah man, just like finding keeper plants, it’s important to be able to recognize when you have a special pup. And, if your situation is right, breed with them. I spend a lot of time when I’m checking out puppies because I want a very specific set of traits.

Chem D is not very stretchy at all. Stretches about 1.75x to 2x at flip. Very branchy, quite productive for the frame, needs support or she’ll get somewhat floppy at the end. You can search for my posts about it in the Chem D thread - I posted a few times.

Please do! I love reading your smoke reports, and it’ll be interesting to see how your perspective is different from mine on things we’ve both smoked recently (or will be smoking). Please also discuss the quality of growth, trimming, dry and cure if you can. And don’t be afraid to mention negatives, too, if there are any - I think we’re all friends here, and a little constructive criticism is always welcome.

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Mmmm, curried goat.

What makes then bad to keep? Just that they’re willful little shits?

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I’ll just quote this and not the rest, but yeah, it’s for sure a Thing. Honestly, I would be the absolute WORST dog owner ever, if it was just me haha, because I’m always like,”Who caaaaaaaressss…? Fuck it! Let them do whatever they want.” So it’s good that my girl knows what she’s doing and constantly reminds me haha.

She really does know what she’s doing, though. I get irritated sometimes when she’s like,”No. You’re petting her the wrong way,” haha! or whatever, but I understand the reasoning behind it and why it’ll be beneficial in the long run.

At the same time, I’m always just like,”Run free, little doggy! Run free!” haha.

Oh yeah, it’s boxers and nothing else. They’re pure.

I’m not “virtue signaling” shit, dude. It’s a fact that the rescues here in LA are filled to the brim (and beyond). People adopted a bunch of dogs during covid and now that they’re working, they can’t take care of them and gave them up. There’s way more dogs than homes. Or rather, there’s enough homes, but not enough people willing to take them in.

I’m not sure that Hashplant D even stretched that much. I’m gonna post the “veg to chop” pics on the Bodhi plant guide thread (WHERE PICTURES OF BODHI’S PLANTS GO haha…)(NOT ON THAT STUPID FUCKING SEED THREAD haha) in a little bit, so we’ll see just how much she stretched after I flipped, but I don’t think she even doubled in size.

I’ve already mentioned this to the appropriate party, but I was humbled… haha. I’m confident in my ability to grow good weed, but I clearly need to step up my drying and curing game haha.

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So I don’t mean to turn this into a My New Dog Thread, but Roxy got stung in the face by a bee (maybe? I haven’t seen a bee here in months, which is worrisome) this evening and went into anaphylactic shock.

We noticed her face swelling and my girl found the stinger and pulled it out, but then she just fully collapsed, couldn’t walk, I had to carry her to the car (whereupon she immediately puked AND shit haha, right in the backseat)(I’m only laughing now because she’s gonna be okay; at the time, my girl and I were both like,”Fuuuuuck!!! Stay alive, little girl!”) and race her to the emergency 24-hour vet. She’s gotta stay there overnight, which apparently costs three-fucking-thousand dollars that, thankfully, we don’t have to pay since we’re still technically fostering her. The rescue’s gonna cover it. But still…Three grand? That’s just insane.

My girl’s worried that the rescue’s gonna revoke our “foster privileges” and also tell us that we can’t adopt Roxy, to which I said,”Fuck them. We’re keeping this dog. What’re they gonna do, send someone over here to try to physically take her away from us?” I mean, you can’t control a bee stinging a dog, right? I’m not sure how they could hold that against us. We’re not bad fosters because a bee stung our dog, I don’t think.

Anyway… Little lover. I miss her! Haha. Can’t wait to go get her from the vet tomorrow. I need her haha…

I dunno if every pet owner does this (probably they do), but whenever I get up from the couch to get something from the kitchen or walk inside after smoking a cigarette in the backyard or whatever, I always glance around to see where our dogs are. It’s like a completely unconscious thing; I don’t even realize I’m doing it until I do it when there isn’t a dog around and I’m looking for something that isn’t there.

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Yikes! Our boxer mix had a bad allergic reaction to something one night—of course that shit always happens after normal vet hours—and while it wasn’t anaphylactic shock, it was hives that got progressively worse over the course of an hour or so. We still don’t know what caused it, but we think it was a bug bite/sting or something. That said, it was a one time thing. She’s managed to avoid whatever caused the hives ever since. On the other hand, she’s 9 years old and starting to pop out growths/bumps all over her body…we figure it’s only a matter of time until they start turning out to be cancerous.

I figure most rescues have about a 50% success rate with fosters anyway. Meaning that probably about 50% of fosters end up keeping one or more of the animals placed with them, leading them to be “pet maxed”. That’s why rescues are always looking for more fosters. I know we’d be horrible fosters because my wife would want to keep every animal placed with us…until the city found out anyway. (Can’t have more than 3 dogs per household in our residential zoning, except for fostering or litters of puppies).

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Seems unlikely as you were responsible and took her to the vet.

Same, it’s more or less habit for me when making excuses for my rescue’s reactivity haha. She’s pretty good now though… I know what he’s talking about though and there really is a lot of virtue signaling going on with people & rescues.

Great post & agree with all of it. Structure and routine is so essential, especially for certain breeds. Very cool that you were around so many sheps, must have been awesome. I really seem to like the working line / farm type shepherds more than the show dogs personally, so that’s even cooler to me. Seems there’s some overlap with the pitfalls of cannabis breeding / dog breeding for looks alone.

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I hate fucking vets… even here animal treatment is a rip off … it’s like they know you gonna do whatever to save your pet so they play that in their prices … if I lived down your street I’d say bring her here lol… I basically had to teach myself to be a vet over the passed nearly 30 years … I worked at a vets for some time too so that helped lol… but yeah 3k is just insane … hope she’s good

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Yeah! I’m not sure what it was. Like I said, my girl found the stinger, so Roxy obviously got stung by something, but I really have not seen a bee in our backyard in months. I’m not sure if it’s because of the crazy rain or what, like the rain just destroyed the bee population here?, but I don’t think she got stung by a bee. Maybe a wasp or something?

I noticed her kind of leaning down in the backyard and trying to eat something right before she started swelling up. When we got back from the vet (five hours later haha), I busted out the flashlight to see what was in that area, like maybe there’d be a dead bee there, but I didn’t find anything, so… I dunno.

Those lumps are a common thing with boxers. And I guess boxer mixes, too. They’re not always, like, “fatally” cancerous, though. Positive attitude, bro! Haha.

Seriously, though, they really aren’t always fatal. Or rather, they ARE, but the dogs can live a long time even after those lumps start showing up. If she’s nine years old, she could have a good three years left, easy. Maybe even longer (fingers crossed). Bowie and Siouxsie both had those lumps show up around the same age, nine or ten, maybe even younger, and they both lived for several years after. And happily, too; it wasn’t like they were dragging ass and feeling sick or anything, until a few months before they had to be put down.

Haha, I’m the same way. My girl can be matter-of-fact about it, but I’m like,”Let’s just keep them all!” haha. “Let’s get more!”

There’s an alley that separates us from our neighbors behind us and every time I take the garbage cans and recycling bins and shit out, the dogs in the house directly behind us come racing out and go apeshit. I love it. I dunno how many dogs they have, but I’ve counted six so far. I can hear the humans who live in that house, they’re totally white trash, but I’m completely envious of them anyway haha.

Yeah, I know what nube’s talking about, too, but it doesn’t apply to me and my girl haha. Those people virtue-signaling about rescues are the same people taking the dogs they adopted three years ago back to the place they adopted them from. That’s not us.

That’s also why I’ve completely abandoned social media, except for OG.

For. Sure. Absolutely. No doubt about it.

I dunno if you ever saw that movie Spring Breakers (love Harmony Korine), but it reminds me of that scene where James Franco’s character says,”Look at all my shiiiiiiiit…” haha.

I was actually saying to my girl last night, as we sat at the vet for five hours and haggled over the bill, that it’s like the vets have caught on to the “human” medical industry, where they just charge outrageous prices for things that I know for a fact don’t cost very much to manufacture/administer. It’s like the light bulb went off and the vets realized,”Hey! People mortgage their houses for cancer treatment! Why don’t we do the same thing for their dogs???”

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Here’s that scene, @syzygy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54LnZhSG-uY

It really is just, like, a total indictment of all that ridiculous garbage, that asinine need to flaunt a bunch of bullshit and that ultimately means nothing. It’s also a criticism of the people who respond positively to that idiocy.

You can’t take it with you…

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I sold my press today, finally. I know that I said like a year ago on somebody else’s thread that I wasn’t sure I was interested in meeting the people who are in the market for a used press, but I take that alllllll back. I’m kind of obsessing over the dude who bought it, totally wanna hang with him. He was this little, like, 5’5” black dude, all cowboyed-out, fully wearing cowboy boots and a cowboy hat, pulled up in a gigantic white pickup truck with his white wife sitting shotgun and their kid in the backseat.

He just EXUDED positive energy haha, seemed like a very happy dude. I was kind of explaining to him how to press and we were talking about other stuff, asked him if he grew (he did, outdoors). He was like,”Maaaan, I just got too much weeeeed hee hee hee!” I should’ve asked him where he was from, because I haven’t heard an accent that “country” since the last time I was in Texas.

Then he started talking about how he wanted to use the press to make “anointing oil” and I told him I didn’t know what that was; he was like,”You know! From the Bible!” hahahaha!!! I went to a private Episcopalian school from four-year-old kindergarten through eighth grade, we went to church every morning and spent an hour studying the Bible every afternoon and I have never heard of anointing oil. I do not know at all what he was talking about or what he’s planning on using that “anointing oil” for. It’s probably some Old Testament bullshit…

But that’s cool! Fuck yeah! Anointing oil! Haha…

Anyway, yeah, what a character. I really would totally hang out with him, although I think it might be one of those situations where, like, twenty minutes in, you start looking at the clock and figuring out a way to get out of there ASAP haha…

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Oh yeah, the Holy Anointing oil! I’ve not ever tried to make it :thinking:

Exodus 30:23

A lot of translations are trying to say it’s "sweet calamus’ not cannabis but the word(s) used is kaneh-bossom. I believe the more direct translation was ‘aromatic cane’ or stalk. :man_shrugging:

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Psssshhhh… Of course it is. Old Testament insanity.

Can you smoke it? Haha!

I saw the kid sitting in the backseat and asked that dude,”You’re not planning on rubbing that anointing oil on your child, are you?”haha. Again, I don’t know what it is, it doesn’t sound familiar to me, but it does sound like some sort of,”Rub this anointing oil on the first-born son and watch him ASCEND to the throne of the Kingdom of God!!!

Or something crazy like that haha.

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Sounds like quite a character! :cowboy_hat_face:

My press has been gathering dust, as has my dab rig. I picked up a Volcano a couple months ago and it has been my “weapon” of choice since then. I didn’t plan to buy it, but my partner was edibles-only until a party at a friend’s house where she found that a Volcano didn’t make her hack and cough unlike all her previous experiences with smoking or vaping.

It might be time to let the press, rig, and accessories go…

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It took me a whiiiiile to sell mine, listed it on Craigslist first, got no responses and had my girl list it on some of those other, newer “selling” sites. But yeah, I mean, if you’re not using it (and I was pretty sure I’d never use it again, just sat there for like two years), might as well see if you can get rid of it.

I included alllllll kinds of accoutrement, every accessory, probably $800-worth of stuff and only got $300 for everything. Still, though… If you’re not using it, you’re not using it.

And you might meet a really interesting and funny person, too! Haha.

A friend of mine only uses a Volcano, he really likes it. I’m not a fan. Or rather, it just seems like so much effort, plugging it in, doing, uh… Whatever else you need to do with it haha. Getting the temps right and all that stuff…

I’ve really gotten to the point where I’m just like,”Joints and bong rips! I’m good with those!”

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Volcanoes are basically awesome. My favorite dispensary in SF had a lounge with volcanoes, and it was a great place to chill and get medicated.

I had a volcano and loved it…
until the sound of the plastic bags incessant crinkling suddenly began to drive me insane. It’s so loud filling up a bag of vapor. Then it’s hella loud the entire time you’re handling it, and every time you take a hit… and then even after you set it down, it keeps crinkling for like 10 minutes.

And the buzzing sound of the volcano motor running must have been transfering through the wood floor, because it eventually provoked my neighbors into playing loud retaliatory bass music whenever I fired it up. Like every time I tried to medicate, they would start blasting action movies and dance music on their subwoofer.

That’s why I went back to vaporizing concentrates with an enail as my primary method for medicating. Not just because of the neighbor thing, but also because the noise of the volcano was gradually wearing me out.

I’d at least hold onto the dab rig.

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I really like my Mighty+. Not as nice as a volcano but is portable and nicer than any other desktop vaporizer that I’ve used. Another high quality storz bickel product.

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And in favor of the volcano,
it might be the only way for seriously ill and physically weak patients to medicate.

I had to get my volcano after a shoulder and collar bone dislocation made it impossible for me to take a deep breath. I really needed it at the time.

I think it will always have a place in the med community for that reason.

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I love mine. It’s been rocking almost everyday for five years now, maybe more.

I do hate that damn crinkle though… especially after the bag is done for, then ten minutes later, when I’m all stoned, that thing will crinkle out of nowhere and scare the bejesus outta me!

I’ve been thinking about an e-nail, or one of those PuffCo Proxy things, there’s so many different ways to consume concentrates these days, it’s kinda overwhelming. I may just stick to my little dab rig.

Lately, though, I’ve just been taking bong rips… but I hate my little slide/bowl thing - it’s always getting clogged. I need a local glass blower to hook me up with something…

My buddy also uses on of these everyday, and it’s solid. The portability can’t be beat with that one.

Sounds like you need to meet up with more growers! My experiences have been positive so far.

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Friend has both the proxy and pro both are really nice I’m sold on the proxy though the pro is super nice I don’t smoke tons of concentrate so the proxy is more then enough for my needs it’s discreet very portable I love the feeling of smoking out of a old tobacco pipe quality products :call_me_hand: I’m mainly a bong smoker though just what I prefer since I started smoking :joy:

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They have crinkle free bags and stuff for the Volcano. I can’t even hear it when someone uses it in a different room in my house. I can’t imagine living in an apartment where my neighbors could hear the sound of a Volcano and get upset. Might need some maintenance or something. I like the Mighty + as well. The Pax 3 deal works for being more discreet too.

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