Does Anyone Hate Kiwis?

I don’t mean New Zealanders. Love New Zealanders.

I mean those hairy ugly testicle like fruits with a green mushy inside and a taste, oh a taste, that tastes…gross.

Mrs Foreigner bought them and I won’t eat them.

I’ll say it again: gross.

Who’s with me?

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How can you not like kiwis? If they’re sour and hard so actually unripe then yuck but a ripe kiwi is delicious :drooling_face:

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Disgusting. Maybe would make a good projectile.

And how are you suppose go eat it? Peel it? Cut it in half with a spoon? Complicated and disgusting.

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I’m not a huge kiwi fan either! They have such long beaks and the feathers always stick between their teeth!!!

Wait a mom if it’s about the fruit! I like them!

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Yes those bird taste gross too. But the fruit, blah, petewy, yuck. Hate em.

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this guy probably likes them

https://youtube.com/shorts/uZZ3dbDHqMk?si=67c4jTpY3dgiL2PD

https://youtube.com/shorts/Piqgc2ZAtmo?si=v-tUk8S-gcL9uyip

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That monkey eats broccoli and lettuce which are also gross but not as gross as a kiwi

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Do a trick with them. Once they’re on the spoon they’re easy to remove from your personal space. It’s better than magic.

You need a scary sharp spoon.

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the video clip said it was eating a kiwi, maybe not. but the second video is a monkey eating an actual kiwi

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The judge says I can’t be trusted with sharp implements.

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And I don’t like how happy this lady in the pic for the video looks with the kiwi. A little too happy I’d say. Kiwi lust.

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I’d say she is ‘scary sharp’.

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Yeah she’ll poke your eyes out with that spoon. Kiwi people = violent.

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I’m starting to get a bad taste in my mouth. You may be on to something, but then you’re a @Foreigner so there’s that to consider.

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How do you hate kiwis!? You. Monster!

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If I know anything it’s exotic fruits and which ones are disgusting.

I’m willing to accept this judgement if proven but I still believe they are gross.

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Why do you hate them so much?

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I don’t like the way they look
I don’t like the way they smell
I don’t like the way they taste
I don’t like that they crush easily
I don’t like their texture.

Basically everything about them.

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Have you ever thought to ask how the kiwis felt about themselves?

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No and I don’t care about their precious feelings. Boohoo I’m a kiwis my life sucks etc.

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