I aint buying it. 🫣
And if i say they can make you rich within seven days ? Because Elon Musk eat them by tons lol
Do you want to know how to scam people on the internet? Just pay me 29,- € and I’ll tell you.
You forgot that kiwis turn a sandwich into a banquet, and that they will find your house slipper that’s been at large under the chaise lounge for several weeks.
Good point for the sect.
If having some specimens in the garden increase your real estate value by 150% and your net worth by 30% automatically, i forget to say that the males stink the hell while in flower (not a joke), like a fucking sewer with dead rats inside ^^
Dead rats would taste better. 
lol. Yeah the fuzzy testicle look kinda kills the bag appeal.
There is always the non hairy ones…
Those things look like those little hairless dogs from Mexico. You know the “Chiahuwaawas . 
I’m beginning to rethink now that I know whales can get hard ons from eating kiwis.
Oh god it was worse the pain to laugh on this lol Thanks for this morning maxiliarry exercise ^^
Pure gold😂
If kiwis can cause “hard-ons”, I am going to buy a box full on my way to the “titty-bar”. 🥸
Good plan. We’ll need a follow up report.
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. 
At least there’s no pineapple on that thing.
