Does Anyone Hate Kiwis?

[mota]

@Foreigner

A very litigious source of fiber.

That gets a no shit or a yes shit. I can’t remember which.

But I know what will almost certainly help my memory…

[Foreigner]

Mrs Foreigner now buys them as singles just to piss me off. I play along but really it’s kinda funny. Jokes on her.

[mysterious_stranger]

hopefully this doesn’t come off as a troll to the original poster, but I have some ai stuff (before it gets hacked by some asshole I went to middle school with and his friends on tv =(

there’s two parts, the organic part, and a kiwi pie recipe, the pie is untested

I used ollama from meta/Facebook, you need a pretty fast video card or a m1+ to run it well

**** MIXING KIWI JUICE SHORTLY BEFORE A HEMP PLANT DEVELOPS FLORAL CLUSTERS ****

what happens when you mix kiwi juice in an organic hemp plant shortly before

… it starts developing flower clusters

I must preface that there isn’t a wealth of scientific research

specifically on the effects of kiwi juice on hemp plants, especially when

applied shortly before flowering. However, I can provide some general

insights and potential outcomes based on known properties of kiwi juice

and hemp.

Kiwi Juice Properties:

Kiwi juice is rich in:

1. Vitamins C and E

2. Antioxidants (polyphenols and anthocyanins)

3. Organic acids (citric, tartaric, and malic)

4. Potassium and other micronutrients

These compounds can have various effects on plants, such as:

• Antioxidant activity: may help protect the plant from oxidative stress

• pH regulation: could influence soil pH or plant nutrient availability

• Microbial stimulation: kiwi juice might attract beneficial

microorganisms in the soil

• Hormone regulation: some studies suggest that certain compounds in kiwi

juice can influence plant hormone signaling

Hemp Plant Properties:

Hemp (Cannabis sativa) is a dioecious crop, meaning it requires both male

and female plants for pollination. When applied shortly before flowering,

the effects of kiwi juice on hemp might be more pronounced due to the

following:

1. Hormone regulation: hemp’s growth and development are influenced by

various plant hormones, such as auxins, gibberellins, cytokinins, and

ethylene.

2. Stress response: hemp is a relatively stress-tolerant crop, but it can

still respond to environmental stimuli.

Potential Effects on Hemp Plant:

If you were to mix kiwi juice with an organic hemp plant shortly before it

starts developing flower clusters, some potential effects could be:

1. Increased antioxidant activity: Kiwi juice’s antioxidants might

enhance the plant’s natural defense mechanisms against oxidative stress.

2. Improved nutrient uptake: The organic acids and micronutrients in

kiwi juice might influence soil pH or plant nutrient availability,

potentially benefiting hemp growth.

3. Stimulation of beneficial microorganisms: Kiwi juice’s microbial

stimulation properties could attract beneficial microorganisms in the

soil, which might aid in symbiotic relationships between hemp and its

rhizosphere.

4. Hormone regulation effects: Some compounds in kiwi juice might

influence hemp hormone signaling, potentially leading to changes in growth

patterns or stress responses.

However, it is essential to note that:

• The scientific evidence for these effects is limited, and more research

is needed to fully understand the impact of kiwi juice on hemp.

• Hemp’s flowering and seed production are influenced by a complex

interplay of genetic, environmental, and hormonal factors. Applying kiwi

juice shortly before flowering might not directly influence the plant’s

reproductive cycle.

To summarize, while there is some potential for beneficial effects from

applying kiwi juice to an organic hemp plant, more research is needed to

confirm these findings and understand the specific mechanisms involved.

** KIWI PIE RECIPE **

ai can you give me a recipe for a kiwi banana and pinapple pie with homemade

… blueberry and raspberry jam frosting?

What a delightful and unique dessert! Here’s a recipe that combines the

sweetness of bananas, kiwis, and pineapples with the tanginess of homemade

blueberry and raspberry jam frostings:

Kiwi Banana Pineapple Pie:

Ingredients:

For the Crust:

• 2 cups all-purpose flour

• 1/4 cup granulated sugar

• 1/2 teaspoon salt

• 1/2 cup cold unsalted butter, cut into small pieces

For the Filling:

• 3 large ripe bananas, sliced

• 2 kiwis, peeled and sliced

• 1 cup pineapple chunks (fresh or canned)

• 1/4 cup granulated sugar

• 2 tablespoons cornstarch

• 1 tablespoon honey

• 1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon

Instructions:

1. Preheat the oven to 375°F (190°C).

2. Make the crust: In a medium bowl, whisk together flour, sugar, and

salt. Add the cold butter and use a pastry blender or your fingers to work

it into the dry ingredients until the mixture resembles coarse crumbs.

Press the mixture into the bottom and up the sides of a 9-inch pie dish.

3. Bake the crust: Line the crust with parchment paper and fill with pie

weights or dried beans. Bake for 15 minutes, then remove the parchment

paper and pie weights or beans. Continue baking for an additional 5-7

minutes, until lightly golden brown.

4. Prepare the filling: In a large bowl, combine sliced bananas, kiwis,

pineapple chunks, granulated sugar, cornstarch, honey, and cinnamon. Mix

well to combine.

5. Assemble the pie: Pour the filling mixture into the baked pie crust.

6. Bake the pie: Bake for 40-45 minutes, or until the filling is set and

the crust is golden brown.

Homemade Blueberry Jam Frosting:

Ingredients:

• 1 cup fresh blueberries

• 1/2 cup granulated sugar

• 2 tablespoons cornstarch

• 2 tablespoons water

Instructions:

1. In a small saucepan, combine blueberries, granulated sugar, and

cornstarch. Cook over medium heat, stirring constantly, until the mixture

thickens and the blueberries have broken down.

2. Add water to thin out the jam to your desired consistency.

Homemade Raspberry Jam Frosting:

Ingredients:

• 1 cup fresh raspberries

• 1/4 cup granulated sugar

• 2 tablespoons cornstarch

• 2 tablespoons water

Instructions:

1. In a small saucepan, combine raspberries and granulated sugar. Cook

over medium heat, stirring constantly, until the mixture thickens and the

raspberries have broken down.

2. Add cornstarch to thicken the jam further. Stir in water to thin out

the jam to your desired consistency.

Assembly:

1. Once the pie has cooled, spread a layer of blueberry jam frosting on

top.

2. Repeat with the raspberry jam frosting.

3. Decorate the pie as desired (optional).

Tips and Variations:

• To enhance the flavor, you can add a splash of citrus juice (such as

lemon or lime) to the filling mixture.

• For an extra crunchy topping, sprinkle some granulated sugar or chopped

nuts on top of the whipped cream before assembling the pie.

• If using canned pineapple chunks, make sure to drain and pat dry with

paper towels before adding to the filling.

Enjoy your Kiwi Banana Pineapple Pie with homemade blueberry and raspberry

jam frostings!

Send a message (/? for help)

[Foreigner]

Kiwi-napping:

“We have your kiwi. If you ever want to see it again, which is doubt you do because they are disgusting, then get $9 ready and wait for instructions.”

When criminal enterprises fail…

[Magu]

$ 9.00 ??!!! Who do you think we are ? The Rockefellers ?? We are going to need some “proof of life”. Send us a finger. Preferably not the middle one.

[Foreigner]

Have a bake sale I don’t care just come up with the money.

[Magu]

Ok ! Two can play at this game. We have your cheese !

If you cooperate no harm will come to it. We demand $ 23.15 and safe passage to Winnipeg. And just in case you get any “ funny” ideas, we have paramilitary style snipers watching.

So if I smell a rat, Karen and the weinermobile get the ax.

So just do as you are told and no one gets hurt.

[Terpsnpurps]

@Foreigner Lmao i hate em… they taste like bland dirty water… friggin nasty bruh!

[Foreigner]

Don’t threaten me.

Give me $9 or this is what’s gonna happen:

[Pawsfodocaws]

I could eat 1000 night now. I love the kiwi fruit. Dank as swank, skin on like a apple, i dont like the hard ends. But they are freaking awesome. But so are you my foreign friend, so keep that hate healthy. And ill burn some flower while you burn a kiwi tree.

[Pawsfodocaws]

A little to the left

[Terpsnpurps]

[Foreigner]

I was trying to think of a clever way to use this fucking kiwi and this is the best I got.

[Pawsfodocaws]

I would put a hole in it…lol

[Pawsfodocaws]

Simply like an apple and smoke it

[Foreigner]

I do like an apple pipe from time to time. But a kiwi pipe…I guess I could use this kidnapped one at no risk to me.

[Pawsfodocaws]

Win for ehh. You and your weed. Kiwi is slaughtered for smokage.

[Foreigner]

Sacrifice. But I better not get any juice on me

[Pawsfodocaws]

Just dont go boofin them…

[Foreigner]

I have no interest in insertion fruits. Except maybe mangoes.