Don’t You Dare Show Your Face Around Here

So I’m old and come from prohibition era and still feel the man over my shoulder all the time. Even though it’s legal I can’t shake it.

Like, it’s legal, and I still don’t want to show my face.

So Mrs Foreigner made me an AI version:

I do look remarkably like that. Not sure about the pizza but I’ll take it.

I personally don’t have the savvy to do such a thing myself but I’m sure some of you do.

Can anyone else AI image themselves?

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I think I’m getting pretty good at this AI stuff.

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The poor dental hygiene I can understand but what’s with the tears?

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I have a dentist appointment this morning at 10.

Tears of joy in the morning; it happens unexpectedly. I hope it doesn’t happen while I am in the chair.

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I meant that he only has one hand so is unable to floss.

I always set my appointments up for early in the morning. Otherwise it ruins my whole day.

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I make sure to order right-handed picks.

I studied your AI portrait above. The watering can looks like it has an auxiliary handle. That is a good feature for handling heavy water.
Are there pineapples on your pizza?

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It does some weird shit when I feed it images, but this was close enough.

Im not that wrinkled lol

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I’m more concerned that the watering can seems to be spitting out pepperoni.

I do have expired pineapple in my fridge I should probably throw away.

In prison they call that tooth device a shank.

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Yeah that’s the ticket!

It’s like a caricature, like when that guy at the beach draws you with a big nose or whatever.

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I need to see if they have one of those guys at the next fair I go too.

I have a pretty large nose myself lol

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I think I had one done when I was a kid.

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I’ve got some self-portrait sketches somewhere around here. Does that count if I remember to find 'em? :laughing: I reckon I’m artificially intelligent enough. :thinking:

Stay up
Coffin_Dodger
:ghost::raccoon:

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Yes it counts for sure.

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I’m upset at how accurate that is.

:rofl: :pizza: :seedling:

Collecting natural salts for his nutrient solutions!

I call this for me “The Countdown”. If I have an appointment at 4pm I’m focused on it by 12noon and become a bottle of nerves. By 3pm i already wanna get to the location so “im not late”…

Here’s what an OG did for me back when this AI art thing was shiney and new:

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This is close enough for me, lol.

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In a wedding speech someone told us that they hope we annoy each other in peace for the rest of our lives.

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That sounds like a real fine goal.

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The pigeon is a nice touch lol

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Someone took this pic of me at Thanksgiving last year

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