So I’m old and come from prohibition era and still feel the man over my shoulder all the time. Even though it’s legal I can’t shake it.
Like, it’s legal, and I still don’t want to show my face.
So Mrs Foreigner made me an AI version:
I do look remarkably like that. Not sure about the pizza but I’ll take it.
I personally don’t have the savvy to do such a thing myself but I’m sure some of you do.
Can anyone else AI image themselves?
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I think I’m getting pretty good at this AI stuff.
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The poor dental hygiene I can understand but what’s with the tears?
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I have a dentist appointment this morning at 10.
Tears of joy in the morning; it happens unexpectedly. I hope it doesn’t happen while I am in the chair.
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I meant that he only has one hand so is unable to floss.
I always set my appointments up for early in the morning. Otherwise it ruins my whole day.
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I make sure to order right-handed picks.
I studied your AI portrait above. The watering can looks like it has an auxiliary handle. That is a good feature for handling heavy water.
Are there pineapples on your pizza?
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It does some weird shit when I feed it images, but this was close enough.
Im not that wrinkled lol
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I’m more concerned that the watering can seems to be spitting out pepperoni.
I do have expired pineapple in my fridge I should probably throw away.
In prison they call that tooth device a shank.
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Yeah that’s the ticket!
It’s like a caricature, like when that guy at the beach draws you with a big nose or whatever.
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I need to see if they have one of those guys at the next fair I go too.
I have a pretty large nose myself lol
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I think I had one done when I was a kid.
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I’m upset at how accurate that is.
Foreigner:
what’s with the tears?
Collecting natural salts for his nutrient solutions!
I call this for me “The Countdown”. If I have an appointment at 4pm I’m focused on it by 12noon and become a bottle of nerves. By 3pm i already wanna get to the location so “im not late”…
Here’s what an OG did for me back when this AI art thing was shiney and new:
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This is close enough for me, lol.
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In a wedding speech someone told us that they hope we annoy each other in peace for the rest of our lives.
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That sounds like a real fine goal.
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The pigeon is a nice touch lol
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Rgaaana
September 2, 2025, 4:33pm
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Someone took this pic of me at Thanksgiving last year
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