Fine, I admit it!

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I bought a strain called WAP for way too much money.

I’m mildly ashamed… At first I was like, REALLY?! Then I saw the cross and it gave me a chuckle and I also wanted to try the cross of those two elite clones, then I laughed about it for days thinking about possible cross names. Then I bought it… :joy:

Dibs on WASP!!! Wet Ass Sour Pussy, just have to find a winner and a nice sour compliment and pheno. WATP doesn’t really roll off the tongue, Wet Ass Tangie Pussy… I was also eyeing up Donkey Kong from Third Coast, which only begs for WADP! Can someone please trade me some Unicorn Poop? I promise you’ll be the first to get WAPUP…

There are so many stupid name possibilities, I couldn’t resist…

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I support chosing crosses based on punny naming potential. Only way to breed.

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Might I suggest a three-way cross with @Pigeonman’s Horny Horse Cherry Shit Fest and @Slick1’s Chainmail Fuckvest?

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Wonderful Absolutely Stinky Pot WASP

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BAHAHHAHAA!

May I suggest: Wet Ass Super Sloppy Sour Pussy?

aka: WaSSSp

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You need to put a U in there for waSSSup!

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I have a company for you… lol

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Why eff around?

Just call it Cardi B.

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WASP We Are Sexual Perverts :wink: Blackie Lawless.

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Litigious Cardi B

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FAP Forgettful Ass Pussy
Amnesia x WAP

CAP Cheesy Ass Pussy, Maybe WAP x Exodus Cheese, or does Capulator have a good cheese strain that’s attainable?

NAP Northern Ass Pussy

I could do this all day!

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I’m ready to make some SAP, just pick a really smelly strain! :joy:

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It just occurred to me that I have a cut of Gushers on the way!

Who wants some GWAP?!

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Ok, I’m a little obsessed

WARP Wet Ass Red Pussy (wap x Panama Red)

Tangie CRAP (WAP x Crockett’s Tangie)

CHAP Critically Hazey ass pussy (critical haze x wap)

Wet Blacubanap? Too far? :joy:

RASP Red Ass Sour Pussy (wap x is there anything raspberry pheno that’s stable and red?)

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I’m also ashamed to say that that these might be the first crosses I work with the intention of selling on strainly, though if the F1’s are oddly stable and have some fire… I should probably take WAP to F2 before I cross it with anything, right? I guess we’ll find out, I don’t really care if I’m going to work them, or if I start selling on strainly, there will be some of these up for grabs for free here.

Hopefully some day I’m good enough at this that folks here will have some cool “where the stupidity all began” collectors items. :man_shrugging:

If I can’t find some fire in 20 beans of WAP there’s something wrong, given the genetics. You’d have to be a pretty bad pollen chucker to screw that up much :man_shrugging:

Yes, I’m asking serious questions in this thread! :joy: #breeders-lab

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Cross the wap with zombie death fuck. Dwap, dead wet ass pussy

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I Ike it!!! (Excessive punctuation to meet 10 char. Limit)

Edit: Dead ass wet pussy? DAWP

Then I cross that with the Skunkiest skunk I can find and we have DAZSP!

Does anyone know a good illustrator that’s cheap and has a good sense of humor? :joy:

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I’ve been putting some thought into this… I have the flu, so…

WAHHP Wet Ass Horny Horse Pussy
WACO Orgy or OG if I find the right boy and girl (Wet Ass Chainmail Orgy)

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Cross it with Trumpnutz and call it dry wife :joy:

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@EugeneDebs420

Brilliant! If anyone thinks I will ever let this thread die, you’re quite wrong!

And let’s not forget, we’re talking about cats here! And there are some serious genetics at play here! So keep your thoughts PG-13! :crazy_face::joy:

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