I LMAO lots of times in this thread…one of the best on this site!
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Never bored while on here,that’s true!
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Here are a few autos basking in the early morning light:
And here’s the double JLO
I’d tell a joke but I don’t know any.
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The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
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You hear about that camping porn? It’s fucking in tents. 
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That trait isn’t genetic, it’ll be normal by the time bloom starts.
There is a bottleneck in my system where two of these must die before I hit the next phase. These are the obvious two.
Here’s a crap pics:
The one on the left is my unpressed EDH.
The one in the middle is legal dispensary
The one on the right is pressed MMM/UFS18
The EDH is the clear winner.
The legal stuff is really pretty good.
The pressed stuff is shit.
In my defense it’s the worst hash I’ve ever made. Must have been from the fourth pull. Anyway, it sucks, barely melts and is just generally not good.
Please learn from my success and failures.
Cheers.
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This board would be so much better if everyone explained things the way you do @Foreigner ! 
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A few things.
Here is my balcony and small vegetable garden. Mrs Foreigner worked hard to turn this wasteland into usable space. I think she did a good job:
Here are some autos:
And here’s the JLO(s). I didn’t feel like popping a hole in my new pots so I just tied a string around the lip and used it as a tie point:
Probably won’t last forever but it’ll last long enough.
I await the day my indoor is interesting enough to be posted about.
All the best.
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I knew this was going to be a weird one.
Really? At 3 weeks? That can’t be right. Must be a misshapen leaf or something. Never seen that before:
Anyway, it’s going to be a busy strange day so let’s start it off with a couple sativas for fun. Better than coffee;
Front to back: Bahia, everyday, everyday.
Have a lovely day, everyday (see what I did there?)
Sigh and shudder and I want to go back to bed.
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Ok before I go first tomatoes from the balcony.
Yes you saw that right seven (7!). If I didn’t use miracle grow it might only be six (6!).
In your face @Pigeonman !
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What I lack in summer squash I have surplus in berries! So far I’ve had to do 5 jarring sessions!
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Congrats to Mrs. Foreigner! 
The JLOs are looking beautiful!! 1 Gallon pot, right!?
Already showing legs…!
I do live in a very nice place brother!
Awesome!! Have a great weekend!! And remember to thank Mrs Foreigner too!! 
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I gave the first tomatoes of the season to Mrs Foreigner with a pinch of salt. Because I kinda like her.
So that’s 20 pickles by my math 
@Abbbian the JLOs are in 2 gallon pots. 1G is hard to keep up with watering in the heat.
I know. I’m psyched about this Bahia too. I need at least one male sativa c’mon!
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Mrs Foreigner went to Rage Against the Machine. She is now staring angrily and muttering at the toaster.
She had fun. I don’t see the point of following geriatrics from my youth.
End communication.
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Agreed unless its at “my youth” prices.
This is why i ended up seeing Rob Zombie at the Budweiser Stage a few years back cause it cost me 20$ for a 50$ ticket and I went with my bestie who missed the concert we saw with RZ back in high school due to him emphasizing he’s "proudly a cheap 
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Yes this is the same person Mrs. F played softball with WAY back in the day. 
All in all it was worth it because Marilyn Manson decided last minute to not play and Rob came out saying he’ll play an extra long set to make-up for it as the venue announced “Anyone wanting a refund for MM must leave the venue NOW.” (aka: no rob zombie if you wanted to see MM only and wanted money back).
Well, tonnes of 90’s “goths” walked out all moaning and the rest of us watched a 56 year old man “yeah” his way back and forth across a stage for 2 hours and 30 minutes with 1 tiny break… including playing “Sweet Dreams” to mock MM hiding in his trailer!
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Yes $50 sounds about right. These tickets were quite reasonable. Don’t get me started on how much the TOOL tickets were.
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Yeah… I aborted that hope-child right off the bat when I saw the gouging. 
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