Foreigner Goes Legal

Indoor Growing
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Chew your nails after filing your teeth.

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I know itā€™s the worst thing thatā€™s ever happened to anybody, ever.

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I was a goth so all my teeth are filed into sharp points.

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A Marylin Maniā€¦

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Yea I was also a fan of the Cure (neither of the aforementioned things are true)

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Single handedly responsible for the corruption of our youth.

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Gun violence: Marilyn Manson
Teenage pregnancy: Marilyn Manson
Goiters: Marilyn Manson
White pants after labour day: you guessed it

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Iā€™m thinking he used both hands.

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I may have ranted about this before but Mrs Foreigner was a goth in high school.

She was telling me about her music and I mentioned the sisters of mercy and she didnā€™t know what I was talking about.

I told her itā€™s a very poor goth who doesnā€™t know the sisters of mercy so I made her listen to them.

Then I made her listen to the Leonard Cohen song they stole their name from.

Leonard Cohen: Original Goth Gangster.

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Seen him twice. First 1996 Portland,OR Hole opened for him. 2 years after Kurts death. Courtneyā€™s home town is Portland. Booed off stage third song. Skank
2003 Ozzfest West Palm Beach, FL.
Shock Jock crossing the line whole time. Serious front man. :100:

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Mrs Foreigner was at a show he had to cancel at the last minute because he was too drunk.

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Living the life.

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Pace yourself man, youā€™ve got a show to do.

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Very few front men didnā€™t lose it time to time. Shit Stevie Nicks lost her shit half the time. :rofl: 5 out of 9 times I seen Ozzy he was trashed.

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Benzodiazequeen

I was at the Alamo but didnā€™t need to pee at the time.

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I love that story Iconic Ozzy. Banned from the state of Texas for a decade. Peeing on the Alamo in karens dress. Came back a decade later and Rocked Texas!!! :sunglasses: :metal:

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I peed on a statue of Sam Houston and they gave me a certificate of achievement.

I was surprised how unimpressive the Alamo was. Pretty, but puny.

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Iā€™ve been blessed in this life with seeing over 70 shows to date. Not all big venue. well over half though.

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Iā€™ve never really been a concert guy. Been to more than a few in my youth but crowds and noise arenā€™t really my thing.

Most fun was maybe Jon Spencer Blues Explosion when I was underage.

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