I saw a marriage compatibility test based on how you like your toast.
I like slightly warm bread. She likes light brown crisp.
Not compatible.
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Itāll never work.
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I am not pressing that button twice. Not a chance.
Besides I hate when the whole apt smells like toast.
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So I woke Mrs Foreigner up with pseudo sexist comments to annoy her and she told me the best feminist response to sexist comments she knows is āI may have a vagina but Iāve got bigger balls than you.ā
A close second is āI donāt think women are superior to men I just think Iām superior to you.ā
Phew. Itās too early so hereās a picture of a puppy eating a processed dick:
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Thatāll bring your mortality into focus. 
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I told her I was looking for the best sexist comments online and the best I found was:
What do feminists send through the post?
Hate male.
Sheās a powerful woman and I like to live dangerously. If I was serious she would kill me.
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I also told her that I spent $8K of our wedding money on Jordan Peterson masculinity classes. I feel I really learned a lot.
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You skimped, you need to VIP personal touch masculinity package $26K.
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Oh there was some personal touching but I got paid. Didnāt pay for it.
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Eat your own salts bitch! 
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You probably buy salt from the grocery store like a sucker.
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Nope. I harvest my armpits.
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Leave for 2 hours and miss this degenerate sickness.
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Hopefully youāve learned your lesson.
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Like a dose of saltsā¦ 
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Itās called Fleur du Foreigner and it sells for $35 a gram
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I would rather pay you $35 for the remainder of the bunk hash you waited 14 hours to be delivered.
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If itās $35 US sold. Iāve smoked a bunch of it.
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Itās ok but Iām being generous
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