I think this is hash. I mean I’m pretty sure. It passes 8 out of 10 tests:
It’ll do for the morning anyway.
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It’s been recommended that I switch to a 2ply
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@Foreigner in the am before Mrs. F wakes up:
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You think I wake up looking this beautiful? Real fashion takes effort you know.
Yes. Yes I do.
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I’ve had many cosmetic surgeries to simplify my morning beautification ritual.
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did you did you also have your ass inflated unproportionally? i heard it counts as beautiful these days
My ass tend to deflate but you don’t want to be around for that.
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god damn lol
my wife doesn’t have the biggest butt, it’s a bit flat. sometimes i joke about it, like when she sends me photos, i occasionally ask if she hasn’t forgotten something haha
she found a brand of trousers a few months ago that actually do something, looks much plumper in the trousers than it is. i have to admit i like that.
i also like looking at her booty when she doesn’t have those pants on lol
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I’m going to need a few pictures so I can judge for myself.
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Advantages of being polyamorous is that my primary has a sport butt, my lady across the lake a MEGA BOOTY, and my missus on the wrong side of the US/Can boarder a perky butt. 
Selection = bonus!
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polyamorous = fuck around and find out 
my wife would have a HUGE problem with that…
one could become envious of this kind of selection, the only drawback is the travelling back and forth…
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While this is exactly what many think it’s NOT EVEN CLOSE BRUV!
Polyamourous = lots of work, lots of open communication, lots of boundaries of mutual understanding, and 110% worth it!
You want your life equally more complicated but equally more wonderful? Polyarmourous!
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Haha @mndlss can only afford one wife!
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I’ve learned I can’t afford any wives…but I still have one.
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There’s a great show called Forensic Files if it gets to be too much for you…
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