I mostly watched tv and farted around on the internet all day.
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So pretty much like everyday you arenât at work.
Everyday is Monday.
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ewwwww 
The really annoying part was I got 3 different notices all telling me to do different things to prepare. Mostly to move furniture away from the walls. So I did all that.
Turns out I just needed to empty out one cupboard under the sink. Assholes.
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Thatâs fuckin hilarious 
They probably do that 2-3 days week for a laugh.
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Itâs a well known fact that to get into condo management you have to make a deal with the dark lord. Assholes.
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by this he meant: âAggressively masturbated to internet porno while still somehow holding eye contact with any one of the 15 workers.â
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If you take it upon yourself to enter my home you get what you deserve.
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You mean a bunch of entitled assholes who have no idea what to do, whatâs going on, or how to do it but they sure have an opinion on the subject!?!
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PANCAKES?!
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In my defence I did just under 40 min ago piss into a cup and dump it out my window onto Avenue Road and Davenport at speed.
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âTell you what, Iâm going to come to your house between Tuesday and Thursday sometime and tear the place up. So take the day off so we can delay it for no reason. Oh and youâll have no water for 2 days.â
Itâs always a war with these fuckers
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If you throw piss on the ground in the west end does it make a sound or does anybody even notice?
Yes. And No. 
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I grew up with two sisters. I thought it was normal to piss outside until I was like 14.
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Iâm gonna go whiz in my garden right now, keeps the rabbits out of the yard.
Those fluffy little monsters nearly destroyed my corn.
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Donât you have a bathroom 
?
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I even have extra bathrooms. Livinâ so large
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