If you can use them all at the same time you’re really living life.
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I’m guessing you didn’t offer them refreshments.
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The work guys were all cool. And I did offer them refreshments. Even the security guard who sat outside my door all day.
I wouldn’t piss on condo management if they were on fire though.
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I paid extra for the shirtless service.
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I always contractors something. You’re right, it’s not their fault they work for dicks.
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Yeah no hate on the workers in any way.
I don’t like having my space invaded but that’s my own foible.
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Now there is word you hardly ever see.
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There’s a joke in there somewhere…
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I’ll see you and raise you an inflation joke.
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I’m speechless. This never happens.
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Silencing @colelennon as simple as shirtless dick and piss jokes.
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You have no idea. Think I have an enlarged prostate.
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I deride your half-cocked attempt to get a rise out of me.
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I’m sorry. I meant Dick’s Sporting Goods.
It’s not their fault they work for Dick’s Sporting Goods.
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I asked my doctor if having an enlarged prostate would make my dick bigger? He replied “Do you feel bigger”
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That is a local business here. Stop being a dick. 
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They’re as much a local business as is Walmart
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Why did the security guard sit outside your door all day?
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I buy a lot of shit at dicks. Asics running shoes, Columbia gear, north face gear, basketball shorts, and every tent I ever bought.
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