Foreigner Goes Legal

Check out how light and airy my buds are!

Man I hate trimming. It sucks the life right out of me. At least there are some fringe benefits.


It’s very waxy not sticky.

And a bud shot just for fun.

I’m going to watch Liam Neeson beat people up and then I’m going to sleep.

Cheers and all the best.

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Two more weeks!

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New plot idea. Something happens and only Liam Neeson can fix it.

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Could Liam Neeson write a movie so bad that even Liam Neeson couldn’t fix it? :thinking:

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I’d like to see him try…

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“I have a very particular set of skills. I will write a script. I will edit this script…and you will reject it.”

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Like a remake of chuck Norris? lol

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A little look at what I’ve still got going on.

2 plants fill the tent. Not sure how I had space for a 3rd. Seems ok.

This bud decided to give me a hand by hanging itself upside down all by itself.

What else…

The MMHs are way overdry. I was so focused on humidity in the tent I neglected to check the humidity in the drying space. It was very low and the whole plant was crispy.

Now that I’ve got my proper drying gear set up it’s maintaining 60% so I’m going to see if I can rehydrate these crispy buds.

I think it should work. If it doesn’t…more hash.

Also, tried a quick dry sample of EDH and it’s lovely. Citrusy and funky and sweet. Not so much pepper like I got early on but it’s delicious. And it smells so…different. Bright. Not super racy or “sativa highy” but very nice. I look forward to an extended cure.

The plants still standing are starting to get a little ugly but I’m just riding out the clock here and I think it’ll be ok. Worst case I lose a couple of bigger top buds. Not good, but not the end of the world.

Cheers and all the best. It reeks in here, but not like weed, like HAZE! If this smoke billowed out a car window into a cops face they might not even know what I was doing.

And a delicious looking bud.

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“Chefs Kiss” :heart:

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Jesuz that’s one hairy bitch!!! Props!!

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Yeah, I thought there should be a “chef’s kiss” emoji option in the site emojis, so I use this instead. Feel free to right-click and save it.

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And here it is at 50% size

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I can make it smaller if you’d like

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So that’s how you guys are doing it huh, i had always thought it might be a special function in high end phones lol…

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Probably easier to find if you have an iPhone or similar, but they exist for all of us if you look in the right places!

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Thanks. :slight_smile:
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This chefs-kiss emoji is chefs-kiss

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That’s a spicy emoji :kissing::ok_hand:

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Thanks guys! I actually do have a moustache the same as the emoji.

Welcome to Foreigner’s SEEDAGEDDON!

Wait for it…

So I always use a frisbee for shucking because it’s on hand, convenient, and I only ever seed a branch or two. Works great for small batches - big ones maybe not.

So I got some PPP pollen from the immortal @DougDawson and went to town. I hit two different phenos of the Maui Mango Haze and two different phenos of the Everyday Haze.

Since I was bored I clipped off a branch of the squat MMH and set it up.

So I shredded all the plant material:

And the end result is….

Wait for it again…

Nothing. Not one seed. Not a single one.

A few thoughts -

Pretty sure the pollen was viable because I saw the pistils shrivel on the EDH. I took a picture.

They may also have shriveled on the MMH but I don’t specifically remember. That doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.

This was a very small branch and I still need to check the other MMH but for now I’m calling it a fail.

I was going to call this cross Denver Hayes (get it? PPP Colorado x Haze). Also I enjoy copyright infringement. Get it? Good joke eh? No? Moving on.

Oh well can’t win ‘em all. I hope there are some seeds in my EDHs but if not I’m not going to cry about it. Well, maybe a little. Don’t judge me. I will save them in a shot glass and drink them later.

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Well that’s a bummer man, sorry it didn’t work out better for you.

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Hey no big deal. Just a surprise. Thanks for the pollen.

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:sob: :sob: :sob:

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