Yeah I could imagine it taking a good hit on the bank account!
Okay now back to the Turkeys…
What are you going to feed them?
Are you prepared to deal with all the neighbors complaints?
How much you want for a Turkey?
I will feed them what I have in the fridge
The neighbours can fuck off
How much you willing to pay?
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I usually just get the small turkeys for like $20 or something.
What strain of Turkeys are you slingin’ ?
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These are the yogurt and celery fed turkeys you won’t find any finer.
You better break out the old wallet.
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Any chance of these Turkeys being in the next Fall Box?
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I’ll cram them into a coin flip.
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Can I get a bit of a price adjustment with old expired Mcdonald coupons? I’m on a bit of a Turkey budget right now.
If the kid isn’t paying attention they are still valid.
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How expired and what for?
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Got some Mcpizza coupons from the 80’s/early 90’s. 
Got a Canadian Tire gift card too, I know how you love that store.
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They don’t even do pizza anymore! Tryna hustle me eh?
The Canadian tire I’ll take. I’ll give it the Mrs Foreigner. She liked it there.
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A mans gotta eat.
Need to get me that bird.
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First turkey free. Then I jack up the price
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Perfect.
Next time I will just change my appearance…somehow.
Fake moustache always works ask me how I know.
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Perhaps a top hat too, and some sunglasses and a cane.
If I hit up a thrift store I might be able to get multiple free turkeys.
If only I had a deep freezer. 
you got me curious now… 
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Don’t try to get out of my turkey capitalism. I’ll see you coming.
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What kind of security/punishments do you have in place for anyone fuckin’ with your turkey farm?
If you already have a moustache you’re screwed though.
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Perhaps I will send my cats for turkey pickup…
Yeah they have to act and live like a turkey for 1-3 days depending on the infraction
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