Foreigner’s Fertile Field

Fine. I don’t have a field.

But don’t question my fertility.

So the old thread has been closed because I don’t like when they roll over onto v2. No big deal, I just don’t like it.

In case you don’t believe me I grew a plant once and saved a picture for the incredulous:

It is the plantiest plant I ever planted. Note the plant characteristics.

Hopefully some very interesting things will be happening in a month but until then I will regale you with stories and lies.

So pull up a chaise longue (not that one that’s mine choose another one) and get comfy.

And buckle up.

We’re going nowhere fast but safety first.

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:astonished: I am incredulous !!!

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Yes, but: evidence.

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Im also the first one to post a thread . Woohoo !!!
You dont count because you are not incredulous.

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This is worse than my birthday!

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I waited for @Magu to post like a friend would.

He needs something to feel proud about.

:sweat_smile:

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Yes we should all empower @magu he’s got a hell of a time.

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Send more dehydrated frogs.

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May your fertile field flourish with fulfillment and fantastic- fruitful findings !

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Yeah? Well *pfffffffff* is all’s I got to says about it

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Oh no he seems to have self rehydrated!

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Your old topic was so full of …spirited conversation that I was foiled in my attempts to read through it. I’m going to see if getting in on the ground floor (before this field gets sold to developers and turned into an office park or some shit) will be more coherent. Doubtful! But we’ll see :laughing:

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I’m prepared to sell out to developers. Seems to be the thing to do around here.

Highly doubtful

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I will accept cash or females. No personal checks . :grimacing:

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A friend and I used to compete for who could come up with the creepiest pick up line when we saw each other at events.

I was declared the winner when I hugged them and said “you smell different when you’re awake” in a thoughtful tone.

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(@magu doesn’t know the lunatics we are going to send him for perfectly good oats.)

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As long as the females have incredulous chests or the cash is incredulously fertile, I am sure @Magu will not mind :grinning: :grinning: :v:

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Haha Thievery Corporation tickets!

I haven’t been to a concert in a decade. Last was Primus.

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How about a cash cow :cow:

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