Foreigner’s Fertile Field

Not worried. It’s in the cartel’s interests to keep tourism flowing. Who do you think owns the resorts?

Besides I thought prostitutes were exported from Belarus not the other way around.

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Batman.

This is exactly what Batman wants you thinking.

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Curses fooled by Batman again.

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Here you go!

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What kind of a sick pervert bakes at 3am?

Sure don’t want to associate with someone like that.

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Ich esse drei kuchen

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…in that case it calls Plätzchen, not Kuchen
Plätzchen = Cookies,Patties :cookie:

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Still lots of practice to do.

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das wird schon, …“Übung macht den Meister” ,as we use to say.

here some Lesson for advanced students…


…one of our regional slang/dialect…

:slightly_smiling_face:

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You flatter me by calling me an advanced student.

I figure I could do basic tourist speak but I’d like to do a little better. Not a lot better, but a little.

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…not even every german could read or understand the lines above :smile:

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I think I got three words. One of which was winter.

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Only the cheese

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Ancestry.com is a dating site?

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Best place to find your “match” :grin:

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Only if you’re looking for your cousin.

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I found my cousin Billy on Ancestry.


Good teeth run in the family.

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If you can eat corn on the cob you’re good.

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Cuzzin’ Billy is pretty handy around corn. He invented the ** Stainless Steel Corn Peeler Rotating Corn Artifact Creative Corn Peeler Stonego Kitchen Gadgets** when he was in China a few years ago.

Stainless Steel Corn Peeler Rotating Corn Artifact Creative Corn Peeler Stonego Kitchen Gadgets

https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256805367671957.html?gatewayAdapt=glo2usa4itemAdapt
I can get you a family discount.

Billy used to could eat an ear of corn through the picket fence before the Gadget.

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A type of Pokemon?

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