My boyfriend sleeps with a machete and a bayonet next to the bed too
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Is it this Machete?
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Love it!!!
My wife is from St Lucia.
She tells me she was given her first machete at age 5.
We have at least 4 or 5 in the house.
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I don’t know which part I like more - the part where she was given a machete at 5 or that it was only to be her “first” machete which sounds like it was the first of a long line of them.
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I wanna know how many are hidden around the house she never told you about 
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Remember that they only know as much as you let be known. Watch who’s around your house and who you let in. Happy you and your wife are okay, poor window…. Sucks your bong is gone! Nothing like a new bong!
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@Yetigrows Cameras 
brother & when/if you catch the FUCKERS break an arm or two then call the cops. (IN self defense of course) You will never have problems with the same people twice.
Glad you & family are OK. Possessions are replacable.
I like the idea of a sensor that plays pre recorded messages of dog barking/growling and a man yelling … That’s a great idea.
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People that break in are not scared of alarms…
…now dogs and people are another story.
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No one knows, no one comes in.
we are social recluses, our life really didn’t change much with COVID.
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Broken limbs would honestly be the least worry for anyone that tangles with Chewie.
He is a huge German Shepherd, almost 130 lbs.
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that invasion of privacy wasn’t okay… I feel for you. Nice to hear your wife is trained with the machete! Lol! Wasn’t expecting to read that.I’d think twice, getting her mad. Happy wife happy plants. Take care! I’m sure you got the situation handled.
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Chewie was too busy looking for the hydrospanner
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Maybe they came in heard one of you or the dog and just grabbed the bong and ran in fear.
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Did you at least have a bowl packed for them? For their exhausting efforts.
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Hello everyone does anyone know if the henchman f1 is just cbd strain or thc i was gaving this and was just wondering
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Isn’t that what a co-pilot does?
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Probably, I usually pack one for the morning before I retire for the night.
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Be a good name for a strain hydrospanner 
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We used to have a gun revolver attached to the bong with 6 bowls in it so you could pack six and try and hit them all in one toke… you’d normally find one or two still full in the morning.
Ahh to have good lungs again
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