That’s how I am. But it’s more like 90% I won’t fall back asleep
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Ok, break is over and it’s back to work for me folks lol I’ll cyas all later good people of the OGniverse!
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Whoa! I had a rough day and went to bed early and it looks like there was a party here last night!
Congrats to all the winners but we all know the real winners in this thread: “All of us”.
have a great day time for me to get at it as well bye for now folks
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It’s a fairly recent development for me too. Within the last 2 years or so and I don’t know why all of a sudden. It’s so miserable when you try not to wake up and go on autopilot, make it back to bed and the realization hits that you’re not getting back to sleep. That shitty feeling where I’ll feel awake when laying there yet almost drunk I’m so tired once I stand up drives me nuts.
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I don’t even bother trying to fall back asleep if I wake up 
stopped trying idk 5-10 years ago cause I know for a fact it won’t happen and I’d rather spend the time doing things I like vs being anxious in bed.
Just had to adjust to being constantly tired with 5 hours of sleep on average. I take lots of naps to compensate though, takes a lot of self motivation to go through life every day for sure.
Back in the day before I did a bunch of psychedelics and gained more control over my mind they used to have me on 900 m g of Seroquel A NIGHT. Was a fucking zombie but I couldn’t sleep without it, need to find me a nice sleepy weed and save it only for bed time
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Am I the only one that keeps a “fuck this i’m not getting out of bed” piss pottle near them for the really rough nights?
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Don’t use one but get to the closest I can to do it and go back, trying to not listen to my thoughts so I don’t wake up for real!! LOL!
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Too many chances that goes bad. I would rather lose a night of sleep then piss all over my bed or floor
I went through the whole thought process of what if you designed a mattress with a hole in it that led to a reservoir? If you have to pee in the middle of the night you just insert your dongle in the hole and let it fly. The thing is the first thing you have to consider (if you haven’t reconsidered the whole thing by now lol) is what material would line the hole. You want it to be comfortable enough but you don’t want it to be too comfortable cause you don’t want arousal involved.
Anyway it always leads to the same inevitable conclusion which is that dudes are just going to be fucking the mattress. There’s no way around it, it’s going to happen and I hope to never know the percentage of guys who would because I think it would be disturbingly high. I don’t want to develop a mattress you can have sex with, I don’t even want to invent the piss mattress really, I just don’t want to get up to pee anymore
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You’re just peeing in a closet?! 
This is what I was thinking TBH, I use them camping so I can stay in the tent and dump the piss away from the site in the mornings. The misses uses one as well 
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Yeah that beats the hell out of a gatorade bottle
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My commute to work is THROUGH Toronto from the far east end to the west end… No traffic or stops at 60km hr it’s about a 25-30 minute drive… however on average it’s 45-1hr30min depending.
So, I learned how to piss into a wide-mouth cup thermos while driving; which is actually even more challenging that you’d expect in city traffic considering I drive standard transmission. Made me wonder if drummers do this as well during long performances
Best case scenario is someone cuts me off and I know I can actually toss hot piss at them.
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Good morning gentleman 
Wait, what the hell y’all talking about now? Piss jugs? Lmao
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Hot piss would be effective! And here I thought “ninja rocks” were the best weapon for driving!
It’s getting kinky in here early!
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I love how we both ran with doggo memes
I gotta go water the plants… but NOT like the Young Ones…
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I just got done watering mine, have to do an update on my grow later…
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That dog’s a slut!
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