Haha.. Yeah that's a combination to require a nap if I ever heard one! Welcome to OG @Guru , the best cannabis community in the internet! You'll see here we're not like most other forums. There a genuinely good people here that just love the plant and spread that love... Now there are times we have issues but what family doesn't bicker?
I totally feel you on keeping growing a secret... Though I have been on forums many years I haven't until recently posted grow logs... I'm still in a med only state that doesn't allow home growing. Stupidest shit ever, but hey at least people get their meds.