Funkjunky introduces

Hi all I’m just a small time enthusiast.
I run my shit through love.
I’m sorry to be this late introducing myself formally, my initial reason for coming here was to check a friend was ok after I lost my normal contact method.
I’m also a little daunted as if you didn’t start growing yesterday you know overgrow is a legend in our scene, and the nature of the web means how you say things can be interpreted for a long time negatively.
I’m not an elitist and just want to do my things and feel happy in my life and learn from these sites.
I’ve had trouble with the neighbours since my dotty ex wife felt that something that would be ok tomorrow was priority before shit that would be problems for years. But you tomorrow’s another day.
Planted two bingo pajama from bodhi seeds earlier this year cause I was lonely without them and got two females.
Initially aiming for one female to clone but decided to run them. Bp#1 is one stinks apple pear and chem and a more light brown Afghan hash. Bp#2 is more indica and doesn’t give same problems but if agitated is grapefruit and sometimes champagne. Here’s a peek

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Siiiick… bout time you posted up bro… good to have you around… plenty good folk here that’s for sure . When you gonna flip those girls … Bingo is one killer strain … busy making some F2 at moment

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Maybe that’s my problem… :thinking: Been doing the opposite for years! :wink:

:v: welcome

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So you have been walking backwards, dragging your love through shit?:astonished:

Good to have you here Funkjunky :+1:

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Welcome @Funkjunky! Post away. We’re hooked on porn.

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Welcome to OG, most are pretty chill here. Enjoy your stay.
:+1::seedling:

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Welcome to the best grow related site on the internet @Funkjunky, good to have you.

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I flipped em last weekend bro. Here got phone call today might be going court for tax evasion but my accountant reckons could be scam.
But one of my old bosses didn’t pay my tax so I had to put returns in from his bank transfers to my account.
They were trying to say either pay £1500 or go to court and risk 5 years jail and £20,000 fine I had to make decision there.
Told em to fuck off I haven’t had them over and I’m not agreeing to pay them £1500 when my tax is deducted first.
Friend says I could still be liable still bit fucked up really.
If it’s not a scam I’ll take my passport to the court hearing and my fastest trainers bruh lol

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Sorry that was supposed to be reply to sun valley haven’t got to grips with navigation on site yet. So it was not some unhinged random rant

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It was a reply to him. Site just makes it tricky to see at 1st

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Cool bro didn’t want to look like a nutter.
This call really distressed me today but weren’t agreeing to pay kept telling the woman that it was bad line kept cutting out so I wasn’t getting full conversation.
Plus I’m a little hard of hearing and was struggling with her British Indian accent.
Just seemed odd that I was getting ultimatum when I kept telling her I’m not getting enough information I can’t hear you very well.
My view is if I agree to pay I haven’t got leg to stand on.
But I can get the transactions from my bank how the fuck can they build a case on me when I’m obviously in his employment as he was paying me every week for over a year.
Fucked up this country these days the just want to leech you!

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Sounds f-ed up man hope it gets sorted

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There are a lot of fake tax calls here in Canada, not only do they try and rip you off the phone call is charged at a huge rate per minute. Tell them to send it all in writing to your address, if they ask for your address tell them its on their file.

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Yeah they said they sent two letters that needed to be signed for, but I’m at work all day.
My accountant thinks it’s a scam as he hasn’t been sent a letter, he is contacting them but said might take a few days.
It’s either a scam or they have cottoned on that my returns don’t match what’s been put in about four years ago.
Kept chasing the guy gave him till a few days before I was going to get charged to provide paperwork.
Did do about six months on jobs where he was not paying taxes and told him just to give me a figure what he did put in.
I know when we were paying tax he didn’t put some months in told him I would take it on chin just give me figure that I can put in corresponding figures, otherwise I’ll do it from bank statements. Got nothing and the guys in Australia a lot after he caught his missus with someone else.
Ain’t gonna worry till accountant gets back as I can prove transactions.
But they are ruthless and I think I’m still liable even though my tax is deducted at source. So you have no choice if someone don’t pay your tax which you won’t know till just after tax year ends your up the swanney.
Put it this way if not a scam if they don’t see sense I will just sell my equipment and get on a plane. And they can keep my next tax. Rebate which will more than cover what they want from me.
But I won’t roll over to government gangsters who are trying to get get me to admit liability, but think is scam they they told me they could see I was law abiding no criminal record which is downright lie. Although haven’t been in trouble for years, they arrested me when my ex decided to scratch my face off then they arrested me for restraining her. And files showed up some which should have been destroyed as they were cautionary and past sell by date. And not of anything anyone should worry about here. Gotta be scam I think and if not I’m gonna be on my toes sharpish I think.

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Damn the bingo smells good one is the so potent smelling apple pear melon shakedown skunk. The other a lot less smelly but get your nose in close and it’s grapefruit soda am really looking forward to this one fo sure

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Welcome, growing with love sure looks like it works. Plants are nice and viberent

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Yeah I changed medium a couple of grows ago and am just getting dialled in.
Ditched there chart now and go by inspection. Theres enough nitrogen in the soil to not worry too much adding much veg nutes with most of the strains I like.
Enough that I’ve been thinking if I decided to do something very sativa I may have to mix coco or a seedling mix to dilute it a bit.
I actually changed because I wanted a little more control over my nutrients.
Would like to change to mixing my own soil but I’ve got to keep my head down where I am so it’s not viable at the moment.

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Get over to the farm bro . You won’t wanna leave… we make up thousands of litres of soil every few months lol… you’ll be in your element

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Wish I could jump in the pick-up and drive over to purchase a truckload! heh… sounds awesome. I sort of have this dream of being a soil pusher for my region. Just make it by the tons… and everybody would come and get it here… not too far fetched.

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Ha ha gman I doubt I’ll taking any home with me. Sun valley lives 8,464 miles away actually a little further east than that.
No what I’ll be taking home will stay in my dome.
It’s gonna be struggle as tickets that time of year are £1,000 or abouts and every time I think I’m getting ahead something shoots me down like snakes and ladders. Was off work toothache Friday and will have to get them sorted but can’t get appointment for three weeks but where there’s a will there’s a way.
Things are back on with the forklift driver that aeroponic cloner came good so if I can get clones to him might get another one on before Christmas. I will have to look at time lines maybe plant seed now? I’m going to have to do some serious thinking about this.
Or neighbour may be able to get me clones of a plant that’s high yield chocolate something or other.
I’ll ask him when he gets back from his sisters tomorrow I’m babysitting his dog till then.

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