I’m from New England, dude. All we have is sarcasm.
Just as a point of clarification, I mean the Clonex® Brand Chemical Nutrient Solution For Seedlings and Clones, NPK 1/0.6/1. I’m not slathering my seedlings with that terrifying purple goop in the hopes that they root faster 
Hydro store gave me a sample of that, didn’t seem to root much faster than my usual “stick plant in light soil” cloning technique, but the label convinced me that I should wear gloves while using it and avoid making eye contact, lest you make the purple blob angry.
Anyway, the tea bubbling station is currently occupied by a kelp, molasses, EWC, and fish meal concoction. I’ve got aloe flakes, kelp meal, and neem meal in the war chest, but no barley – @lotus710 have a suggested seedling aloe+kelp tea recipe? I’d guess 1tsp/gallon kelp bubbled for a day, and then mix in 1/4tsp aloe flakes?