Of course but we’ll need a notarized contract with an adequate interest schedule.
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Just so happens , i myself am a notary. Ive got you covered , buddy !
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Aha! Conflict of interest. Interestingly the interest will be 14%
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I’m bad with numbers and mathy type stuff. What’s the conflictory part of 14%?
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Notary notarizing oneself.
Compounded hourly.
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Right, I hadn’t noticed that.
Doesn’t that make time go faster?
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It’s dilation, Einstein.
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I find predatory lending practices reprehensible. Why not just Give me a dollar.
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We have dollar coins here so it won’t help you unless you plan on putting it in a stripper’s belly button.
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Just eliminate the middle man. Strippers take hash.
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I’ve tried dialing in the past. It simply doesn’t work.
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In their pants? Oops, they don’t have pants… 
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Rotary phones: obsolete.
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Strippers don’t wear pants. Not even if endorsed by Steven Segall.
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Not fair! Please tell me my princess phone remains hip and with it…
Not even Russian strippers?
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This somehow makes @Hashpants a Russian stripper. Don’t ask me how. Poor life choices i guess.
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Dont peep at my Pestroika
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Ooooo, Russian cage stripping ala Steven Segall. It takes a lotta damn gall, Steve.
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You drink your beer out of a glasnost.
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