How about a funny joke thread, start your day with a bowl and a laugh

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Royal family William and Kate are doing a official opening ceremony on a new hospital in West of Scotland, afterwards, they are given a tour. They go into a ward, and the guy in the first bed is muttering… “Oh, my love is like a red, red rose…” They go past the next bed and the chap in it is muttering… “Wee sleekit, cowrin’ tim’rous beestie…” The next guy is mumbling: “Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never bought to mind…”

Kate asks the doctor showing them around… “What ward is this?” The doctor replies “It’s the Burns Unit, mam.”