It’s around here somewhere.
I’ll find it.
It might take a minute:
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Fuck. I know it’s here somewhere.
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Lol, my couch likes to eat hash, try looking in your couch 
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Check your dogs yap!
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Yeah, might be stuck on his tooth
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Look deep in your lungs. Perhaps it’s transformed rather than lost. Stoners are always forgetting this kind of stuff.
Time for me to hit the bong again!
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It’s on the floor. Hash loves to jump on the floor!
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I have searched. It has disappeared. My dog is now interested in cannabis products.
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Maybe he’ll forget.
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I needed a Friday morning laugh thank you champ!!
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Who the hell starts a thread “I just lost a gram of hash”?
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Perhaps but that doesn’t help me now.
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Yeah like Pete never lost a gram of hash.
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I gave a buddy 12 grams of premium hash a few years ago.
He went downstairs and put it in his room. When he went to sample it before bed it was gone.
His dog ate it and did’t move much for a couple or 3 days.
We once stopped in at a friends to drop off some fresh baked edibles and stayed about 1/2 hour while my buddies king doberman Kato was in the van waiting for us. When we got back to the van the dog was flat out. Sandy had left a bag of cookies between the front seats of the van. At least a dozen loaded chocolate chip cookies and Kato ate them all. Man that dog was stoned
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I have…but I only asked people within vocal distance…NOT THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET!!!
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Found it!
Oh no, you said a gram, right?
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That’s a metric gram right? Yes that’s about it.
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I still have not found this hash
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