Why do I have the feeling next time I see you it’s gonna be behind bars 
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I didn’t wanna do it, but y’all inspired me. Almost looks good till you know what it “is”. Getting the damned AI to draw a straw was an impossible task
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White collar crime is probation plus fines lol!
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My defense in court
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Yeah that’s all good if you can afford the fines
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Life is like a box of chocolate, and I just gave you diabetes.
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Lol claim bankruptcy! Move to Switzerland. Profit .
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Pro tip. Save money by sharing needles with the homeless!
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Shiiit. I’m bout to go on a girl walk. See y’all in a little bit.
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Does this mean a walk with a girl or, like, you’re wearing high heels?
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No reason he can’t do both lol
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Good mornin’ folks!
I hate to wish the days away but this was one of those never ending weeks. Hapy to say that one is over lol.
Hope y’all have an awesome day
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Morning fellas. We’re heading up to meet a friend and then heading to the beach to watch some slot car racing and smoke a bunch. Gonna be a good day 
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Hah. You’re just spilling all of my secrets. My nieces were spending the night last night and when their mom dropped them off, she also dropped them off with 2 more strangers little girls. They all decided they wanted to go on a girl time adventure around midnight through the neighborhood. So I trailed about a block behind them in the car to make sure they stayed safe.
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I’m gonna leave that one alone 
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My wife was also with me. I don’t know if that makes it sound more or less bad. We weren’t in the creeper van though so there’s that 
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It makes it equally better and worse.
Why didn’t y’all just walk with them? Cuz y’all aren’t girls or you know something about the neighborhood they don’t lmao
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That’s funny stuff right there. lol
I can see some neighbor sicking the cops on you!
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No no officer, those two are ours, those other two are extras.
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