Well speaking on the prob…ohh breadsticks!
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I have 45 cents in a pickle jar. The lid is stuck and now it’s trapped forever. I’m not paying the jar tax.
Seriously though there’s an estate planning expert in my family but it wouldn’t be too useful for you because it’s canadian content.
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Your money smells like gherkins, sir!
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It’s legal tender you have to take it im fucking up your cash drawer forever!
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Haha. I have a cup holder full of soda change in my van. It’s a solid brick of coins and it might never come apart. I’m gonna sell it as an art installation. It’s my retirement plan.
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I’ll bid $1
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I went to a Yoko Ono art exhibit and one of the pieces was, I shit you not, a pile of rocks.
I stole one.
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How many quarters is in there , you think.
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Hopefully at least 4 
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It’s 5 syrup quarters to be 1.00. I withdraw my bid
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Consider the syrup a freebie and it’s a pretty dang good deal
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If he gets famous, those will be "commemorative " Js
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I’ll add to this, my mom bought a two story barn style house when us kids moved away. She converted the bottom level into a rental, which paid a good bit of the total cost,
but get this, she hired me and my brother for two summers to clear out the woods on the property and lay down some walking bridges across a few low spots down to the creek
And boom, 1st floor rental generates a profit on waterfront property lol.
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"I can get you some limited syrup coins from Jones to get you paid bro " still in matrix.
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They’re limited so they must be valuable!
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I think it’s weird you stole something you didn’t even want lol
I think you just shoplifted, and that makes it better somehow 
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Are they Dr Pepper certified?
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Trust him, he’s a Dr.
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Do not trust dr. acula. Or Mr pibb. Dude didn’t even get his degree.
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Yeah he sucks.