Watch these for similar fun:
BITCH SLAP:
Crabs!
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (this is also a musical)
Congrats @Indicana_Jones for the non-violent:
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haha! Bitch Slap just made me realize there could be a whole untapped marked for nothing but outrageous movie trailers.
Just a totally out there trailer - that is the film.
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A whole compilation of trailers strung together.
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Congratulations on the next chapter @Indicana_Jones 
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Oh, like a choo choo train haha
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Congrats on pt 2 @Indicana_Jones , seems like guys with white vans and candy are pretty popular…
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cough death pact cough
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I’ll bring the cyanide! 
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I wonder if I can get Alibaba to fire up the presses and make some newly minted heavens gate Nikes.
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Marshall Matherwhite would be proud.
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Planet earth about to be recycled.
I actually sat through all their indoctrination videos because I was fascinated.
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He was the real shady slim…
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I think you were looking for Betty Applewhite
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Johnny Appleseed?
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Star Trek plus neo Platonism.
And cyanide and castration.
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It wasnt too long ago I found their website, and it was still active. Like who’s still maintaining that thing. I was interested in ordering the VHS but then id have to find a VHS player.
Probably the inlaws. I found cables and reboot disks for windows 95 over there one time. They definitely have the technology
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“Why can’t you be more like that nice Applewhite boy! With his soothing voice and piercing gaze” and such cool shoes.
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The shoes are everything. I bet if you had a new in box pair they would be worth a bajillion dollars to some fool.
The only way you can catch up with hale bopp is wearing the OG nikes
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It really wasn’t all that convincing
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Right. I’m just sitting here ruminating on what kind of real asshole you’d have to be to convince a bunch of people to catch a ride on this comet space ship thing by killing yourself.
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