Indicana Jones Rides Again (Part 2)

Damnnnn, corn dogs are so good man!!! Corn dog at a fair is killer.

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For real man. This is the 3rd time in a row. Did doge cancel corndogs or does the 15 year old manager not know how to order food?

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Corn dogs aren’t part of MAKING AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN!!! Go eat some healthy shit like freedom fries fried in beef tallow, an AMERICAN steak cooked in FULL FAT butter with a softball size scoop of compound butter served on top, washed down with a FULL FAT milkshake. When on the run none of that unhealthy fruit and veggie bullshit, grab two filet-o-fish sandwiches and a large Diet Coke. Get with the program man. Treat your body like a temple.

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I did get the milkshake.

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Don’t forget to butter your milkshake or you’re not a true American!

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I totally forgot the butter floater on top and poured down the straw!!

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Amateur. The butter is the straw. :laughing:

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Did it bring all the boys to your yard? Did the neighbors get suspicious? Do you have enough space in your basement for all those boys from your yard?

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ONLY PLASTIC STRAWS!!! This ain’t China!!!

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I :heart: choking :turtle:

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That’s what they get!!! What do they contribute?? Slow lazy wastes of space. How many wars have turtles won???

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More than none, less than one.

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Only good turtle is a Teenage Mutant Ninja.

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I want pizza now, thanks

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I want soup now…

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TURTLES ARE MY FRiENDS!

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@Indicana_Jones Pat just messaged me and told me to tell you to buy me a pizza when you’re done playing with those boys in your yard. Are you done yet? Did the neighbors get suspicious?

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Haha Turtles are awesome. We did the stuff every year for the sea turtles. Fence off their nests and then patrol at night to make sure nobody is messing with them or has their lights on during that time if they lived on the beach. Was fun. Our mayor was a GC and he built a big ass outdoor caged in turtle/tortoise deal in his backyard. You could just
go back there whenever and check them out.

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The neighbors stay suspicious. Boys in the yard is tame. They probably didnt even notice them.

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