You just wait, privatization is going to be utopic. Deliveries will be made by the happiest employees you’ve ever seen, boxes will be wrapped in gold leaf, beautiful bows on all packages, every delivery within two days for $5 flat rate, free letter postage, delivery drivers will wash your car, best benefits package for employees…
It’s going to be beautiful!! The streets will be paved with gold shortly. (We might not be able to afford the subscription to drive on them, but they’ll be beautiful!!!)
Its gonna be so dope. All of these private companies are going to flock to the opportunity to deliver junk mail to towns of 5000 people or less all across the land. One mail carrier per household. Its gonna be the golden age of gold.
Hah. At 3:15 no less. These fools probably saw that order come in and said “Hells nawl. Thats a Monday kinda problem,” as they cracked beers on the way out the door.
Hah! I just had to talk a little shit and they shipped it. Although im a little confused about one thing.
All of the prices on the website were less than the prices posted on the shipping email they sent me. Now both subtotals were the same and both shipping came out to the same. I dont know what kind of flimflam theyre running but im also not gonna poke the bear. Hahaha.
Welp. The dentist went well. Im trying to make sense of this estimate they gave me. It looks like a porcelain tooth is like $1000 more than a gold one. Im taking the gold one all day.
I feel like it was even way more than that of a difference for my buddy. It was $3,200 difference or something. Haha. Go that George Washington route man. You have any broke ass friends with nice teeth? Show up at their place with some cash, a tank of nitrous, and some pliers. Haha
Yeah they wrote me an estimate for like $3300, which made me pucker up a little bit, but it looks like they put the gold option and the porcelain option on there. Im looking forward to $1400 dropping off that bill
Bacon is a dangerous lifestyle. Several people ive talked to lately have admitted to losing a tooth or a piece of a tooth to bacon. Im gonna up my intake of bacon after i get this fixed. Id like to see bacon break this gold chomper.
Now I’m down a YouTube rabbit hole of 20-25ish year old rap songs. Getting me all amped up. About to go hit a lick on somebody in this neighborhood. Get me a leaf blower or something. Haha
