Wait’ll I tell bezos n the boys about this bullshit. My mail carrier’ll be delivering ice cubes to the north pole when im done with him. Do you know who my father is?
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LOL I didn’t even notice they’re so close… maybe they are slacking. But that’s irrelevant. This is the universe telling you to stop burning your bacon!
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Karen?? I bet it’s Karen
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Thats Mister Sir DOCTOR Karen Esq. IV to you. Only his most esteemed colleagues get to call puhpah Karen!
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How come I don’t get my own IV?
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Doesn’t sound WASPy enough to me. We’d have to turn his membership application to the club down for sure.
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Well, my good man, lets not be so hasty, shall we? I mean… Good god man! Have you no couth? Of course thats not Puhpahs full title! Imagine!
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‘Tis coming from Dr. Wilthrop Barrington Pemberwell IV MD, Esq., MBA+, CIPM. He has conveyed down to me that the name could quite possibly be Jewish and that flys in the face of our club’s charter my good sir. Taketh no offence please, we must follow the original charter of the club to a tee, for we are men of honor. We view amendments as weakness. This determination is final and henceforth will never be revisited. I bid you good day sir.
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But, I’m a Gilmore!
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I’m calling him poopoo Karen now, and you can’t stop me.
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Tariffs. 
Are going to make us sooo rich!!! We can crush these small business assholes who keep us from having full-control over product pricing finally and really lock-in some nice profits. No future generation of mine will have to work, other than their inherited money generating more money. It’s beautiful baby!!!
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We are kicking it high and long today brother! Trying to squeeze in as much work as I can before the rain starts tonight. They’re calling for another 4-5" here. And we don’t need it in the least little bit. lol
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I thought FL was rainy until I moved back and planted a bunch of plants. It never rains here. Maybe get a .1” every ten days or so. What’s happening?? Haha
Edit: None coming either it seems. Why???
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I wonder if I legit started talking to people like this, would they inherently give me more money or punch me in the mouth?
Which comes first, the dollar or the goose egg? 
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Hey. Back to work tomorrow and Friday.
Plus next week is shaping up nicely. Monday I get to put this system together. Tuesday I get to go to court. Wednesday I get a root canal.
And they arent any closer to putting my van back together. Nice.
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Dentists HATE this trick that will SAVE YOU THOUSANDS!! 
Was gonna put a pliers emoji but I don’t have one, oh well
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Hell yeah. Til you wanna replace that missing tooth and the post they set in your skull is like 10 Gs. Then all of a sudden they love that cool trick.
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Shit, it’s simple. Tank of nitrous, pliers, homeless person with good teeth, small 1/16” or something drill bits, and patience. Pull your bad one and a replacement from the homeless person. Drill that small drill bit into the top of the tooth and then screw that sucker into your empty spot. Getting the drill bit into the tooth enough without chipping or cracking it is the tough part, but a little patience and a few extra homeless people, it’s no problem. Repeat until all bad teeth are gone. Presto!! You saved some money. Now go chop down some cherry trees.
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