It’s a Fact for Sure

I don’t have a fact for you.

But I expect you to provide me with a fact.

So: I demand, A FACT.

So where’s my fact?

Really
Any will do.

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Did you know that your turds are tapered so your butthole doesn’t slam shut?

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"Kievans maintained their dogged resistance. Then with the Mongol assaults growing ever fiercer, the Russians began to run out of drinking water. Escape was out of the question and it was obvious that sooner or later they would have to surrender, so Sübodei decided to negotiate. He selected Polskinia, a senior voivode or perhaps the leader of the Slav- speaking Brodniki, as his intermediary, offering to release the Russian princes and their followers in return for a suitable ransom.

The Mongol commanders also promised no blood would be spilled and to prove the Mongols’ good faith, their representative Polskinia kissed the Holy Cross in public. Prince Mstislav Romanovich had no choice but to agree to these terms, but as soon as the Kievans left the shelter of their wagon fortifications, the Mongols slaughtered some of them and took the rest prisoner. Mstislav Romanovich and the other princes with him were seized, but the Mongols did not kill them imme- diately. Instead the noble captives were first tied up and then thrown beneath what was described as a wooden 'bridge. There they slowly died of suffocation under the weight not only of the timber planks but also of the Mongols who were feasting in celebration on the timbers. This extraordinary execution was in revenge for the killing of the Mongol ambassadors at the start of the campaign."

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One of these facts is superior and one is more practical.

A+ but for different reasons.

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Fact: Foreigner is a click bait master.

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Water is wet.

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Definitely a true fact. And you fell for it.

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Not if it’s frozen

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That ones actually debatable. Some say water gets things wet but is not wet itself.

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We all gonna die.

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Some Say? Water is definitely not wet.

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But not from drowning from the aforementioned ice.

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That’d be ice.

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“Some” you know

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What about rain?

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It’s debatable

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In Canada we call it hard rain.

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Water is 100% not wet. Whatever water touches is wet.

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What if water touches water? These are questions I don’t want to answer.

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If the contact is consensual its just another day. If not well, that’s assualt brotha.

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