Morning all
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Good morning 
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Good morning all you Pot Heads.
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Morning folks. Gonna be an interesting day waiting to see if we get 3-5" of snow or 12-18", both of which (and anything in between) are being predicted.
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I predict I will be staying inside. 
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theyre saying its supposed to stop at like 10:30 here, i have my doubts though. if its still falling as hard as it is now come 11 ill have to go pickup the kid from daycare early
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Good morning all!
We had what was referred to “The Ontario Snake”!
In all honesty those of us in the know KNEW it was the Flight of the Skajaquada!!!
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Wish I could say the same. I’ll be dodging the idiots who want to play chicken with a plow truck and the Jeep owners whose micropenises shoot up like turkey timers at the thought of actually putting their vehicle in 4 wheel for the first time ever.
The best part though is how busy the ice cream place gets. If you ever want to develop some healthy contempt for your fellow man keep an eye on that. I can only imagine all these people saying to their family “I just had the craziest idea! Ok so you know how it’s freezing fucking cold and dumping like an incontinent old man after ‘South of the Border’ night at the home? What if we… oh my God this is so silly… what if we went and got ice cream!!! AHAhahahaAHAhaAHahAhahAh, wouldn’t that be so kooky?!” I imagine them saying “we are sooooo koooky!” after every 3rd lick too.
And I know this because I used to plow the ice cream place and would constantly be cut off by minivans and whatever suv was hot with the soccer mom crowd every year. So many people owe me their lives both for my awareness and the suppression of the urge to push them into traffic/a ditch.
They’re calling for like 18 hours of snow here.
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Good morning OG, im hoping the snow stays away from me. Unfortunately im in the north east so its a crapshoot.
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Are these all suburban whyte folx? 
In T.Dot this is done by the hipsters.
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In my experience yes 100% white soccer moms. Then again the town itself is like 99.7% white so I couldn’t say for sure it’s complexion trait. It does feel like it though regardless 
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Dam! We could use a little of that “Global Warming” about now!
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hey @Slick1 go ahead and push a few into the ditch next time, we could use the space bud
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So how do y’all not bump into each other in a snowstorm? Y’all paint your noses black like polar bears with that sportsball goo for under the eyes or is that considered too much of a variation of blackface?
If you watched “The Day After Tomorrow” this IS global warming.
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neon pink patagonia puffy jackets and hunter orange beanies, its the only way to avoid collisions
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That was just a movie. Not even “based on actual events”. LOL
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When I was a kid, I remember going up to my grandparents’ house on Cape Cod and measuring the snow in their backyard after a blizzard. I remember it quite clearly because I had to use a yardstick, and still couldn’t reach the ground. If we’re only getting 18 hours of snow, that is global warming. 
Though of course, to get technical the alarm about global warming is more about unstable climate patterns and rising sea levels than the actual temperature rising. Like going through an entire winter without getting snow more than twice, while Texas gets hit by the snowstorms instead.
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you think texas even owns a plow?
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That’s just due to the Polar Shift. Alex Jones said so.
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