Jokes Lost Forever

I wanted to post this earlier. I couldn’t. I missed it. I feel like the moment had passed and yet…


I bet it already was hemp oil and they just changed their marketing.

Welcome back OG!

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A single friend of mine thought he would try something new
He went last night to one of them fancy seafood discos
i asked him how it went as I thought I seen him arrive home early
He said " yeah I pulled a muscle " and winked
: )

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Is that yours @Foreigner ?

Lol

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This extremely attractive physique doesn’t make itself you know :joy:

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Ok,here’s one from the 1950s (at least).

Lady wants to get married, so she could have lots of sex.
So she married a lawyer, all he did was talk about it.
So she married a doctor, all he did was look at it.
Then she married a mechanic, he tore it up the 1st night and has been working on it ever since!!
:older_man::owl::sunglasses:

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I didn’t realize you were a goth :rofl: :crazy_face: :v:

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I worship the darkness, the blackness, the sadness. And I have existential angst and nobody understands me

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Yes, I have seen that in your posts. Now it all makes sensi :joy:

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