If it makes you cry it makes you smile even harder (deep thought)
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Has it been six months already? Hope everyone has been keeping fit.
Oh snap! How does 14.5" tickle you?
Boy did I get a funny stare emerging from the bathroom with a measuring tape in hand.
“Uh- just taking a quick measurement, dear!”
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It’s all good bro, it’s not the size it’s what you pack in the punch. 
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If we did a measuring stomachs I’d win hands down 
Beer is my enemy but I love it so much. 
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Calves are the only real measurement 
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Calve measurement is skewed toward the chubsters.
Signed,
Skinny calves
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I can’t believe this thread is still poppin lol
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Hahaha
Its one of the playful threads, and Lophophora is a legend 
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Guess what else is poppin’?
Turns out it’s actually very difficult to photograph your own leg.
I think it’s a toss up between @Mithridate and @Foreigner, but Foreigner wins the hairy leg contest 
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This makes me think of the movie where the guy wanted calf implants lol. What movie was that??
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He just vacationed in the jungle.
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Johnny Drama, lol.
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That’s right Johnny Drama. lmao Oh man, thanks Doug I needed a laugh. . “Look at the tree trunks on that guy”
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(It’s the hair that makes it big)
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In my case its the lighting, the lighting make it look big
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When I do porn shoots I insist on proper lighting for that very reason.
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