You do porn shoots?
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I’ve said too much already.
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I guess all the traveling makes sense now 
“I was just in dubai” “on my chest, yes”
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I find the Amish ones the most fun. “Show me a little more ankle, baby!”
Ironically - attached to the calf muscles.
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Good gracious is that your digit!?
Your gloves must be huge!
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The hell is that thing lol you can stand in the sun and tell time wtf
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You develop it with a steady workout regimen of driving in Toronto.
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Can you call home with it 
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Woohoo! We’re number one!
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Were very close for worst place to drive in canada too lol
Wait this is saying they are amongst the best to drive in ?
Impossible 
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Also interesting is that my calf is so firm and toned and victorious because I drive a manual in gridlock. Just the one calf. Don’t look at the other one.
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The other calf is golden and thou shalt not worship it.
Phew - jokes are hard.
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My calves got that big from long walks on the beach and bird watching 
https://media.tenor.co/images/9cffca0fd8be1cfa29ccb74d404d86bf/raw
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Gloves are a touchy subject, lol
I just walk around with my hands in the cargo part of my cargo pants in shame lol
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Someone is always pleased with a digit like that. 
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That reminds me of deuce bigalow. “That’s a huge bitch”
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Or this one 
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You know the first rule of porn club.
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